Mental health, Medication and Miscellaneous: They're after us!

Coo-coo hut it is then? No mum it's okay!! These men are here to protect you from the CIA gnomes!!!! I promise! *smiles while counting his early inheritance*

lbeevee 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 16:02

You let her know she was correct, right?

Shelzyq 2

Friday 19 August 2011 9:33

Shes a schizophrenic. Serious.

silent51 0

Friday 19 August 2011 16:09

hahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!

Ducky_N_Ozzies 6

Saturday 20 August 2011 7:45

She been watching goosebumps to much lol but.ur mom sounds kool

xoxodenisee 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 15:33

Um well good luck and b careful the gnomes got my neighbors o_o! Hahaahahaha ur moms an idiot

jcjackson100 0

Monday 22 August 2011 7:02

What is she smokin

jeepy_fml 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 16:19

pass your mum a knife to stab the gnomes

eaze_ya_miind 1

Wednesday 19 October 2011 12:18

mama knows best!! them things are straight EVIL.

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The Top

Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 227

You deserved it 7 532

Today, in a misguided attempt to earn my asshole dad's approval I went to university to get my business degree and took over the family restaurant. Now I have all the stress of managing the restaurant, he has retired and is moving abroad. Oh, and he still isn’t proud of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 519

You deserved it 290

The Top

Today, I'm getting kicked out of my flat because my drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 386

You deserved it 3 499

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 870

You deserved it 3 412

Today, I found out that someone found my lost library card, and instead of returning it, took out multiple items. If they don't return them, I'm on the hook to paying over $100 for them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 032

You deserved it 1 418

Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 743

You deserved it 3 667

Today, I’m doing the 5 km bike ride to the grocery store. As always, I'm well equipped: Shopping bags, shopping list, pen, sunglasses, hat, sunscreen, raincoat, tampons, tissues, lip balm, water bottle… Anything I forgot? Aaah, yes. Money. FML

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You deserved it 293

Today, I learned that the manager I switched jobs to escape 7 months ago will be my new boss. FML

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You deserved it 552