They're after us!

By Stevie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 278
You deserved it 3 944

Top comments

saIty 17

Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?

You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.

Comments

Knomes have been out to get us since forever, my friend has one that wolf whistles when you walk by it and I'm sure any South Park fan out there knows that Wal-Mart is eviiiil, it's probably been planning this for years, preparing all of it's toys for world domination! Brace yourself the end is nigh! :D Muahahaha!

HeyImAmy 20

Did your mom watch Gnomeo & Juliet or something? That movie is just one example of lawn gnomes coming alive.

I was going call you out for an obvious lie, the I saw you were from Canada.

AlaskaChickey 3

WOW! It's just to bad that there isn't a "Your Mom forgot to take her crazy pills" button for us to click on and cast a vote!

ivwould have fun with this, tell her that u have reasoned with the gnomes and they won't kill everyone if she gives the op what ever they want.

zachmofo 0

Most people I see shopping at Wal-Mart are Crazy. So I would say she fits the bill.