Mental health, Medication and Miscellaneous: They're after us!

i actually threw the ones we had away because i thought they wer evil and creepy, but then i was (and kinda still am) afraid that theyll come bak for their revenge >=O

snafu63 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 9:37

YDI for buying lawn gnomes.

kitty1033 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 9:54

Your mom is awesome.

cjamison62 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 10:17

Awesome mother! Total acid trips.

mileena 7

Wednesday 17 August 2011 11:19

It's true. I saw them.

MsMeiriona 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 13:38

Leave out a bowl of milk and hope the brownies fight them off. Bonus, they might clean up your kitchen

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