Weird, Thief and Work: Thievery

Thievery

By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 04:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML

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Same thing different taste

By badcomparison - 18/12/2016 07:02 - United States - Warrensburg

Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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I can explain

By 1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar - 06/05/2022 14:00

Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 01:28 - United States - Marietta

Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 16:05 - Germany - Kerpen

Today, I wanted to top up my shower gel dispenser. After carefully squeezing the entire tube into the dispenser, I realized why it looked so white: I'd mixed the remaining shower gel with the entire tube of fancy, expensive, organic body lotion that my grandma had given me for Christmas. FML

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What's the deal with handbags?

By Clumsy - 18/03/2022 02:00

Today, a customer yelled and cursed at me, splashing spittle in my face, and to top it all off she wished “my mom would die in a fire.” All this because I accidentally spilled her milkshake all over her Louis Vuitton handbag. Apparently, it “costs more than my rent.” FML

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Fight me

By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 06:53 - United States

Today, I gave my sister some Lubriderm for a skin condition we share. While she was applying the lotion I joking said, "Wouldn't it be funny if it made it worse?" Guess who got punched in the face, twice, because it did. FML

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Glued up

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 12:00 - Germany

Today, I was grumbling about how they apparently changed the recipe of my favorite lotion and made it all weird and sticky, when I realized that, no, what they actually did was design a bottle of shower cream that looks almost exactly LIKE that of my favorite lotion. FML

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Once you pop…

By P…… - 19/09/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, not an hour after my girlfriend lectured me on boundaries and "my body, my rules", she threw an epic tantrum because I wouldn't let her pop a pimple on my ear. Apparently, only she gets to have boundaries. FML

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By for fuck's sake, gran - 25/07/2015 05:30 - United States - Bainbridge

Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML

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Kallian_fml 21

Thursday 18 April 2013 11:34

That woman is a genius! Well, for having the idea, not the getting caught part.

zahra_786 19

Thursday 18 April 2013 11:37

I wonder how long she has been doing that for & in how many stores! Quite clever but silly at the same time :).

Comments

onorexveritas 23

Thursday 18 April 2013 18:26

security!

ShawnBushOG 9

Thursday 18 April 2013 18:50

Why are people so crazy..?

MusoManiac 4

Thursday 18 April 2013 19:24

Been there. Gotta love retail.

Thatsjank 5

Thursday 18 April 2013 19:25

Should have slapped her or threw it back in her hair

HorrorFan13 2

Thursday 18 April 2013 19:44

Should havr grabbed some of the mixture from your head and thrown it at her face.

sikunt89_fml 16

Thursday 18 April 2013 21:29

For someone who is that cheap I can't believe she wasted the whole bottle on you, you must be special.. or really need lotion.

transamguy33 6

Thursday 18 April 2013 22:52

how does someone dump a whole bottle of lotion on your head? Did you just stand there saying "please stop"?

warscar22 3

Friday 19 April 2013 2:01

Beat. Her. Ass

Megan639 16

Friday 19 April 2013 4:41

Well it IS a sample lotion bottle

daydreamer244 13

Friday 19 April 2013 6:05

what a waste of lotion....

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