This is awkward, guys

By Username - 19/06/2011 18:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

MAN THE **** UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. ( anger ended ) throw her shit in the fire and then when your friend drives you home pop him in the face when you reach your house.

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jeaLousyTURNSnv 0

how in the world is this even possible ? how are yu sitting there listening to yur " girlfriend && bestfriend " have sex something is wrong with this picture && yu need to man up && fix it !

grow some balls and beat the mutha **** out of his stupid ass

gene818 13

See if you can manage to take all their clothes (and everything of your own) and your friend's car keys then drive home leaving them there. If they post that on FML, they deserve it!

lisha88 1

you shouldn't ever do that unless it's a double date

awww honey, I"ll come pick you ip!

UnicornHooker 0

Were they drunk? Drunkeness is not an excuse, but it would at least explain their hideous level of disrespect toward you. Still, if you didn't do anything and pretended it never happened, which is likely considering you posted it on here and the ***** is still your girlfriend, you may as well have been getting rammed in the ass along with her. I really hope you didn't become a total bitch and let them away with it. Christ, if my girlfriend ever did that to me, I'd throw her out and throw all of her stuff in a pond. I'm afraid of ponds, and I'd be banking on the assumption that she would be too.

The_Darth_Wabbit 3

this is when u take ur future exs phone, and change her ringtone to a voice recording. for you future ex, "***** alert! ***** alert! this phone belongs to a *****! watch out i got herpes!" oh and dont forget to put volume on high. for your friend, tell him the girl and you were gonna get married because she gave you herpes. thatll scare him. FYL.

I would of called for a cab or ride home,then beat the **** out of my best friend like i mean cant feel my knuckles anymore beat the **** out of. Slash his tires maybe break some lights....no on second thought i would defiantly break some lights and a window then peace the **** out

gene818 13

Maybe even wreck his engine, **** up his steering wheel and stuff. Just some thoughts, maybe the tires and windows are not enough.