Intimacy: Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went...

By Anon - 23/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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This is awkward, guys

By Username - 19/06/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

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By AnnoyedWoman - 17/08/2014 10:19 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I went camping with my husband not too far from our house. We got our tent pitched up, stove ready and roll-out bed out. He then said, "I'm just gonna go for a walk." It had been about an hour before I decided to go find him. He had walked home to play CoD. FML

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Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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Get in there!

By Scared4Lf - 19/08/2016 18:10 - United States - Lamoure

Today, I was awoken by my grandparents making love, as they shook the camper in which my cousin and I were sleeping. FML

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Can't catch a break

By Anonymous - 22/04/2023 18:30 - India - Bengaluru

Today, my husband went out for a walk. My kids were tucked in bed and all the chores were done, so I finally had time to myself in a long time. I just wanted to watch porn and masturbate, but then my husband returned early to kiss me good night, and my son snuggled into my bed as he had a nightmare. Me time? Lol. FML

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By johnnydoe6969 - 20/11/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML

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The call of the wild

By Anonymous - 16/05/2022 20:00 - United States - Crown Point

Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML

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Sunday 23 July 2017 6:00

"Yo, dad? Volume!" Problem solved.

ffc Squall 14

Sunday 23 July 2017 6:06

Get him some headphones. Don't say anything, just give a pair to him.

Comments

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 23 July 2017 5:37

And that's when you throw a rock at his screen. Hopefully, that'll shut him up.

jessicasoho 13

Sunday 23 July 2017 6:00

"Yo, dad? Volume!" Problem solved.

ffc Squall 14

Sunday 23 July 2017 6:06

Get him some headphones. Don't say anything, just give a pair to him.

Ric Gray 10

Sunday 23 July 2017 7:26

then he'll be catching him in the act, at least his dad can stop when he hears him coming

Midnitethud 3

Sunday 23 July 2017 15:03

No pun intended.

Talented73 54

Sunday 23 July 2017 16:40

Hears him coming.... huh-huh-huh

pjsr 32

Sunday 23 July 2017 23:39

her

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 23 July 2017 6:19

Calm down, you’re two tents! Imagine if you were in the same tent! His sleeping bag would look like a tent-within-a-tent!

TheDiceMan69 3

Sunday 23 July 2017 7:47

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MidnaLink 33

Sunday 23 July 2017 15:42

The ****, dude?

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 23 July 2017 14:16

Ah, camping. Hearing the pleasant sounds of nature. The birds chirping, the distant waves, the sound of **** coming from dad's tent...

ArbiterOfFML 24

Sunday 23 July 2017 20:05

It is so peaceful. The fragrance of nature. Sounds of owls hooting. The tide crashing against the shore. And the most pleasant of the all? The sound of **** coming from my father's tent.