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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By DWIcop - 03/04/2019 00:00

Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 19:29 - United States - Greeley

Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML

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By Ladyfarquard - 21/07/2019 04:03

Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML

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shadowtrooper 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:34

hahaha dude stop drinking and driving

littlemissalex 3

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:35

Don't drink and drive, it's that simple. I dot care if you kill yourself doing it, but don't you dare kill an innocent person

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Sangheili_Fan 9

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:36

Don't drink and drive thru.

sesshomarupop 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:39

Yeah whataburger! :D good 'ol texas and their drinking

luvzcats 3

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:59

Whataburger is a fast food chain in Texas. ITS AMAZING But yeah dude, don't drink and drive. :p

Chamuko89_fml 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 21:15

Lmfao

tellis1187 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:10

and thts why u dnt walk up to the drive thru window fool

Johnnygirl13 0

Monday 18 July 2011 1:14

A DUI is driving under the influence.... a DWI is driving while intoxicatedn... if you look back at the post he/she received a DUI dumbass...

iMagzzzy 0

Monday 18 July 2011 2:57

I didnt know they allow you on FML in jail.

Grindin322 0

Monday 18 July 2011 2:58

#7 w/ sweet tea!!!

Grindin322 0

Monday 18 July 2011 3:01

90% of the people that go to whataburger are drunk... profiling is wrong lol

snafu63 0

Monday 18 July 2011 3:10

driving through a drive thru drunk still counts as drinking and driving idiot.

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