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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By DWIcop - 03/04/2019 00:00

Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 19:29 - United States - Greeley

Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML

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By Ladyfarquard - 21/07/2019 04:03

Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML

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shadowtrooper 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:34

hahaha dude stop drinking and driving

littlemissalex 3

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:35

Don't drink and drive, it's that simple. I dot care if you kill yourself doing it, but don't you dare kill an innocent person

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Shahn22 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:35

whataburger is the shit

dallas_louise 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:58

what the hell is whataburger?

kevin27_fml 3

Sunday 17 July 2011 10:34

what's whataburger? I'm from norcal...

amochizuki 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 10:49

Yeah well stop being a fat alcoholic slob and maybe this wouldn't happen

gunman15 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 11:30

where you drinking and driving or did they assume it

akna5000 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 11:32

he was letting you have your last meal.

TheMadScientist 13

Sunday 17 July 2011 11:38

What on earth were you doing there?

Ranimal 12

Sunday 17 July 2011 11:49

Here in Corpus Christi, TX the cops sit at Whataburger and watch every car in the line. It's amazing how many DUI's they rack up every night after the bars close.

Skaw_fml 8

Sunday 17 July 2011 11:59

Congratulations! You're an asshole!

BRAINSOVERLOOKS 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 11:59

it's in Arizona too

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