Cats and Animals: This is mine

This is mine

By Anonymous - 03/09/2014 23:13 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML

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By K……y - 06/09/2024 16:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my new couch was delivered. As the delivery guys left, I came back into the living room and noticed a bad but familiar smell. I turned the couch cushions over to discover that my cat had already claimed it as her personal litter tray. The return policy doesn’t cover "cat defilement." FML

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Sweep sweep

By PghSportsNation - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I awoke to my cat with micro pellets all over him. He'd destroyed a pillow containing them, and now there are thousands of these pellets throughout the entire house. My vacuum is broken. FML

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By Jay - 06/06/2009 13:17 - United States

Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML

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Ninja!

By Anonymous - 13/09/2019 06:02 - Australia - Perth

Today, after getting home from my morning run, I found my brand new leather couch with scratches all over it and smelling of cat piss. I don't have a cat. FML

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By All The Best People Are Crazy~ - 04/11/2016 03:49 - Canada - Oakville

Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box. FML

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By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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By Itstinksinhere - 19/04/2018 15:00

Today, my husband thought it was the best idea ever to clean the cat's litter box with the brand new vacuum cleaner instead of tipping it into a bin bag. My house now fills with the smell of warm cat piss every time I hoover. FML

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Time to go to the vet

By Pooped - 08/09/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML

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By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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By Nish - 30/10/2013 00:41 - United States - Kent

Today, I got my cats a new scratching post. They completely ignored it and tore apart the new felt on my pool table. FML

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Witchylady 17

Thursday 4 September 2014 11:23

Cats are the best.

fsomelife 26

Thursday 4 September 2014 11:24

Take him to the vet and clean everything.

Comments

Witchylady 17

Thursday 4 September 2014 11:23

Cats are the best.

BigLatchZatch 14

Thursday 4 September 2014 21:06

And by that we mean the worst.

MortenM 17

Thursday 4 September 2014 23:01

I just don't get why plastic smells after a trip halfway through a cat & back. Maybe OP would elaborate of how the otherwise odeurless plastic smells like. Besides vomit of course.

DoubleDosexo 12

Thursday 4 September 2014 23:35

it smells almost as bad as it does if you burn it.

fsomelife 26

Thursday 4 September 2014 11:24

Take him to the vet and clean everything.

ShadowlessSpear 21

Thursday 4 September 2014 22:34

Seems a bit obvious, no?

noah_1234 24

Friday 5 September 2014 1:35

mabye the vet seems like something new to someone who has never had a pet before

pinkchocoa 15

Thursday 4 September 2014 11:24

Don't they say keep it away from cats on the tag ?

pipipiyo 12

Thursday 4 September 2014 11:24

Maybe you'll be able to buy another one now since hopefully your cat will have learned its lesson.. Or maybe not.

HersheySquirts 17

Thursday 4 September 2014 11:28

Possibly twice the amount of puke and little balls as well...

badluckalex 23

Thursday 4 September 2014 11:30

that would be the definition of insane..

Bibliovore 26

Thursday 4 September 2014 14:57

I don't know why people are downvoting #9. It's from a quote that's often misattributed to Einstein, and clearly applies: "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."