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By DeathBySquirrelsShallBeHis - 10/07/2022 04:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my dad started openly playing favorites among his kids, just to start drama. I had to warn my little sister - the favorite - that he was using her senior photos to do it. I'm gonna kill him, and get her a better dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2022 00:00

Today, after years of telling my sister she's crazy for thinking our parents have been playing favorites all our lives, with me being the favorite, I saw in their will I got the house, both cars, and all their money. Meanwhile, all she got mom's old clothes, "if she can fit in them." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Twinsburg

Today, I was pulled aside by my father's new wife and told, "You're not your dad's favorite anymore and you need to stop acting like it." FML

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By Ana - 30/07/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my mom proved to me that there was favoritism between me and my siblings. My mom made me use my money to buy everyone dinner, but when my brother wanted to buy himself food, my mom asked him if he was gonna buy me and our sister some too, he said, "No, I don’t want to" and she said, "That’s fine." FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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By msmusiclover7 - 27/02/2010 15:58 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML

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You deserved it 3 589

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2020 02:01

Today, my dad got upset when one of his employees showed a romantic interest in my mom. Both parents were totally fine, though, with that same employee announcing his engagement to my 15-year-old sister. FML

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Daddy's little girl

By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 10:00

Today, I got into a screaming fight with my little sister. Why? Because I'm getting "too chummy" with our new stepmom, who by the way is a very sweet woman, and has made our dad so happy since they met. But my sister has made up her mind that all stepmothers are evil. She's seventeen and still thinks like this. FML

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You deserved it 101

By kris - 22/08/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2020 02:02

Today, I found out that my dad has drunkenly told my sister more than once that he doesn’t love either of us, and even then he prefers her over me. All these years I thought I was crazy for thinking I had any kind of daddy issues, but I guess that must be why I’m a phenomenal fuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2014 20:02 - United States - Pennsville

Today, my parents refused to give my daughter her Christmas presents as an act of revenge against her father. FML

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You deserved it 2 581

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Monday 11 July 2022 4:11

So this is a bit lengthy: My dad, for some reason, never liked us three eldest, and only likes our younger sister. And back when me and the two brothers were in high school, there wasn't much money for school swag. So my mom, sensibly enough, tells him (when the senior photo 'buy me now' letter comes in) 'hey, maybe we should consider what message we're sending when we buy endless swag now that we're slightly richer for exactly one (1) kid'. 'She's the only one who graduated with honors', my dad proceeds to say, because apparently he forgot that both me and Brother 1 graduated with honors, and I graduated from the proto-program that she did, where I took some college classes alongside high school (she got a full AA). Apparently he's decided to play favorites. I warned her of his idiocy, and I plan on summoning an army of squirrels to attack him and give whoever's the coroner out here a great story to tell at conferences.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 11 July 2022 0:19

I don't understand this. Can you have your sister write up this story? I'm sure it'll be better.

Comments

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Sunday 10 July 2022 19:56

If she's the favourite, what does she need warning of? Instead, you should team up. First you ask for a pony, then when he say no, she does. Then you both have half a pony.