This week's illustrated FML

By soooglam - 12/11/2015 02:35 - France

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
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catwomam 15

You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much…

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starlandmarie 22

Maybe your boss needs the birds and the bees talk.

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pjsr 32

"Erm..." (takes index finger of one hand and inserts through circle made with thumb and index finger of other hand)

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domolovesyoshi 33

Then moving it back and forth look intently at the boss

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Hunter_the_Ninja 22

Does nobody realize that the boss was just calling her ugly?

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

That was how I took it too, more of a how did you find anyone to actually have sex with you.

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llexibearr 17

look him in the eyes and explain in details.

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anythingrandom 23

are you sure that he doesn't think that you you a male?

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ScenePanda45 13

sorry about that op. Your boss is an idiot..

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PurpleKicks 22

Seriously? Your boss doesnt know how a lady gets pregnant? They've managed to work themselves to the position of "boss of a company" but doesn't know how life is created? That's blown my mind! Congrats on your good news btw OP.

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PePziNL 20

I think he was just surprised that OP had sex, not that he didn't know how to make babies.

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revolvearoundme 15

Noooo!!!! Damn you public restrooms without sanitary seat protectors.

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thatsme293 28

"...and then I realized it was a Milky Way wrapper instead of a condom when he pulled out and..."

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Solano2580 24

Everyone here is missing the point. Her boss heavily implied with his response that OP is ugly and couldn't get a guy in bed to save her life. I would see if HR could change his tune.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Or OP is not married. Either way, clueless boss!

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