This week's illustrated FML

By soooglam - 12/11/2015 02:35 - France

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
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catwomam 15

You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much…

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starlandmarie 22

Maybe your boss needs the birds and the bees talk.

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catwomam 15

You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much…

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higgysaurus 18

And then they give each other a big hug and 9 months later they have a baby.

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beeferjay 34

you never know, op could have used the turkey baster method......

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SAGARCo 19

Well you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

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achoo123 13

Did you tell them it happened gone usual way? Honestly though, congratulations on your baby!

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jitterbug1503 12

Yes congratulations on your baby let us know if it's a boy or a girl when you can!

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starlandmarie 22

Maybe your boss needs the birds and the bees talk.

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FitFriday 32

My favorite version is the eel and the cave

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justcommenting19 19

Haha I bet he's embarrassed about it. He just got flustered. But congratulations on your pregnancy! :)

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dont_touch_my_ca 8

Goddamn thats cold... or the dumbass needs to be sent back to sex ed.

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MasterTron 24

I'm thinking ops boss was just taken back and surprised by the news and was not trying to be rude about it.

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randomgalzbo 17

Did you expect him to be so emotional he got a lump in his throat?

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buckdharma 36

And this is why he's boss. He counts on employees to take care of all the details.

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