This week's illustrated FML
By soooglam - 12/11/2015 02:35 - France
By soooglam - 12/11/2015 02:35 - France
I feel like he is into you and he was under impression that you were single thus was shocked when you said you were pregnant as he had hopes!
As #25 says, maybe he thought you were single?
I have a hunch
A unicorn came by and cut my uterus open with its horn and the stork came by and then put a fetus in and finally the Flying Dutchman (or davey jones) came by and stitched it back together.. Really? It's pretty simple
Sounds like your boss is a simpleton
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Get a taco and a sausage. That'll do the explaining ;)
"You see, when a man loves a woman very much, or they are both really drunk..."
When in doubt, explain it in song: ''When a man loves a woman~~~''. Or the birth control fails. Not that that's what necessarily happened with you OP but just so your boss knows that's a possibility.
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You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much…
Maybe your boss needs the birds and the bees talk.