Those things are creepy
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Akron
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Akron
LMBO, ydi
are you sure its not sentient?
Next time, burn it.
There's nothing scarier though than being a kid, having the furbee across the room on the desk, and then having it go off in the middle of the night by itself. Those things used to freak me out so bad.
That's scary
Furby never forgets, his love is forever.... FOREVER!!
I don't blame you, those things are terrifying. Fyl.
Do you not destroy them afterwards to protect yourself from their magic?
Furbys are ******* demons they sometimes make these screeching non-furby sounds and are even 'alive' without batteries...
Those demons always worked without batteries. I knew I wasn't going crazy when I was little, glad to know others shared the same experience as me.
I had one as a child that I removed the batteries and threw outside, where it was under bushes for months. Then one day when I was doing yard work chores, I came across it and it started moving its mouth. The voice box was ruined so it didn't make noise, but I took a hammer to it and swore Id never have one ever again. I actually get heebie jeebies walking past the display at the store now that they're selling them again!
put her hand in warm water while she's sleeping, that'll teach her!
so cruel
the furby will just take her hand out
Are you furreal? Oh wait, wrong toy.
Was it one of the new ones? With the screens for eyes, or one of the old ones that had plastic eyes and blink? The older ones were a little freaky.
Furbies would not cuss, in fact it is a common misconception that furbies repeated what was said to them, which is simply not true. The NSA even banned them from their headquarters in fear of deluging secrets. The truth is furbies come with a dictionary of words to use and they are 'unlocked' with use of the furbie. The more you know.
The newer ones aren't very creepy. Actually they are. The ones that are all crazy colored will talk to each other. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to hearing them talking to eachother..
I would have screamed too...those things are creepy!
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are you sure its not sentient?
I don't blame you, those things are terrifying. Fyl.