Those things are creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Akron

Today, I woke up and screamed. My older sister had placed a Furby right by my face while I was asleep. This is a common occurrence. FML
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bahamut357 16

Now that would be frightening O-o

\ 28

Those things gave me nightmares as a kid. I'd keep wondering "how the **** do these things know how long they've been sleeping?"

There's nothing scarier though than being a kid, having the furbee across the room on the desk, and then having it go off in the middle of the night by itself. Those things used to freak me out so bad.

skyttlz 32

My Blinkie did that. I remember it freezing while making some really annoying sound (so the sound looped).

Furby never forgets, his love is forever.... FOREVER!!

I don't blame you, those things are terrifying. Fyl.

Lrigglez 7
Jordan_OL 10

They really are! And their eyes! Oh THE EYES! >.

They freak me out a lot, I hate when in the middle of the nights it woke up and start making noises, I was waiting for a demmon to come out of it

Do you not destroy them afterwards to protect yourself from their magic?

Furbys are ******* demons they sometimes make these screeching non-furby sounds and are even 'alive' without batteries...

Those demons always worked without batteries. I knew I wasn't going crazy when I was little, glad to know others shared the same experience as me.

I had one as a child that I removed the batteries and threw outside, where it was under bushes for months. Then one day when I was doing yard work chores, I came across it and it started moving its mouth. The voice box was ruined so it didn't make noise, but I took a hammer to it and swore Id never have one ever again. I actually get heebie jeebies walking past the display at the store now that they're selling them again!

flashback.miss 28

place a clown doll to return the favour.

StompinOnCrayons 15

Or anything Mr Blobby related, commence the nightmares

thatonegirlnic 10

Whoever first invented those had a sick sense of humor

bahamut357 16

Was it one of the new ones? With the screens for eyes, or one of the old ones that had plastic eyes and blink? The older ones were a little freaky.

Lemurcat 12

I find them both equally creepy. The new ones just look and move creepy and the old ones would cuss at me. (right out of the box too!)

bahamut357 16

Omg it cussed you out?! That is too funny. I could never manage to teach my old one to say anything.

Furbies would not cuss, in fact it is a common misconception that furbies repeated what was said to them, which is simply not true. The NSA even banned them from their headquarters in fear of deluging secrets. The truth is furbies come with a dictionary of words to use and they are 'unlocked' with use of the furbie. The more you know.

The newer ones aren't very creepy. Actually they are. The ones that are all crazy colored will talk to each other. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to hearing them talking to eachother..

I would have screamed too...those things are creepy!