Those things are creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Akron

Today, I woke up and screamed. My older sister had placed a Furby right by my face while I was asleep. This is a common occurrence. FML
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XxAnnie23xX 15

I don't blame you, those things are terrifying. Fyl.

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PenguinBitch 43

The Furby wants you to think your sister placed it there, so you could turn against her and weaken your bond. This is a basic war strategy from the Furby race.

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evan_7899 28

Indeed, there should be a furby tactics book so we can effectively end the furby rein of terror.

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Wizardo 33

Don't blink and don't look away! They move when you do...

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olpally 32

Punch the furby next time and then throw it at her face.

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perdix 29

Next time she falls asleep, dangle one of her boyfriend's used condoms in her face. That'll stop her shit pretty quick, I reckon.

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ZomBgal 12

Even if I was awake, I would probably still scream at the sight of one of gose things. Furby's are creepy as all get out...

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gaki_fml 8

I sincerely understand and sympathize with this horror OP. And when it finally comes down to it (and it will), the only way to kill it is by drowning it...or by fire, but water is less risky.

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