Weird, Religion, Break-ups and Love: Thoughts and prayers - FML

Thoughts and prayers

By wil - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "God" told her to. I guess "God" didn't have any problems with me buying dinner first. FML

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MissKangaroo 23

Sunday 26 April 2015 12:45

Steal some food out of house and tell her that 'God' told you to

bdsmslave 18

Sunday 26 April 2015 13:00

Damn... Looks like "God" really has it in for you. Although, I think we all know it was probably Castiel or Metatron. My money is on Metatron. The plan is just about evil enough to fit his profile. Am I displaying my "nerd" too much? Yeah... Probably.

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FitFriday 32

Tuesday 28 April 2015 4:40

I think OP's name should have been Jesus

martin8337 35

Tuesday 28 April 2015 6:11

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

heaverlock 8

Thursday 30 April 2015 10:40

ypu must be a pretty ****** up guy if gods trying to break you guys up.

CAT47LOVE 19

Monday 12 September 2016 0:00

god works in mysterious ways? lol sorry OP that really sucks.

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