Thoughts and prayers
By wil - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nashville
By wil - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nashville
Might be an unpopular opinion, but I think differing religion can be a valid reason to break up depending on the circumstances. For example, if the two people are unable to respect each other (ie one is constantly dissing the religious one, talking about how he doesn't want to hear about her crap and that when they have kids he will teach them sane stuff vs religious one always pressuring the other into going to church and convert or trying to make them feel "sin-guilty" etc), it's better to find people they can respect. Or perhaps the religious one is in a religion which forbids dating non-believers, and either recently converted or perhaps has just been becoming more consecrated to their faith: it sucks for the person being dumped (who is in no way at any fault), but if they see you as nothing more than a sin, it will be better for you in the long run. Or the person might not care about dating outside of faith, but they have certain relationship standards (ie no sex before marriage) which they made clear, but the other is pressuring them into having sex. Etc, etc... That being said: there is a nice way to break up with people, and telling you AFTER you pay for a nice date is pretty douchy. Not to mention, if she was really claiming that God literally spoke to her (verses as I mentioned, perhaps new religious conviction/consecration that she's been developing) then that's a bit...strange...to say the least. In any case, it's probably best in the long run for you OP that you won't have to deal with her anymore. Good luck in the future!
Tonight, on Why I'm Atheist, we have this bitch... Sorry, OP. You're better of without her.
God wants you to be a gentleman... He has a better gal in mind for you. Have faith my friend ?
I hate people like her. makes all Christians look bad.
Must have taken her out for pasta. His holiness in all of noodley goodness would never approve of someone who blatantly disrespected pastafarianism. The Flying Spaghetti Monster, praise, will forgive you if you argh able to walk the wavy noodle line of life without insult
God! People like that are crazy.
I feel for you ♥♥♥♥♥ :'(
Roll with it, my friend. People break up for strange reasons.
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Steal some food out of house and tell her that 'God' told you to
Damn... Looks like "God" really has it in for you. Although, I think we all know it was probably Castiel or Metatron. My money is on Metatron. The plan is just about evil enough to fit his profile. Am I displaying my "nerd" too much? Yeah... Probably.