Thousand-yard stare

By timiscuous - 20/04/2020 20:00 - New Zealand

Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. Her dad killed and skinned a goat in front of me, while staring at me the whole time. FML
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juggalo2 20

"Today, I met me daughter's new boyfriend. I was working on preparing a meal, and I kept giving him meaningful glances. He didn't offer to help once, just stood there sheepishly watching me work." FML

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

that's a scare tactic dad's use to let you know not to hurt their daughter your gf and her mother probably bitched him out after though as is common as long as you treat her right and don't break her heart you should be fine

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mekiswrite 21

Yeah... consider that your warning....

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Sagar Nair 11

Its a warning. Treat his daughter right or he’ll do you wrong.

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RichardPencil 30

Try this; Good to know if you're not already circumcised. Or this: Hope you don't think you're the Greatest Of All Time! Or this: I'm sure he was just "kid"ding.

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Taylor Caldwell 10

Hopefully his psychopathic tendencies haven’t affected her, but seeing as that’s her dad I’m sure she has a messed up moral compass now

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juggalo2 20

"Today, I met me daughter's new boyfriend. I was working on preparing a meal, and I kept giving him meaningful glances. He didn't offer to help once, just stood there sheepishly watching me work." FML

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BoulderDashTank19141 6

Are you in another country?

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WistayShlaio82 13

Being half Apache I would have asked him “can you hand me the liver, I know a good recipe for that”

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