Miscellaneous: Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to...

By Triple F - 07/03/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML

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By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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Bad start

By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By rholt - 14/01/2014 06:48 - United States - Baldwin City

Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML

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Classic

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By brelni - 28/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

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By Never Work With Animals or Children - 26/05/2012 11:06 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

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Kyothine 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:48

That's what you get when you think you're hot shit.

DEATHx2 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:48

klutz

Comments

DEATHx2 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:48

klutz

z620 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 22:01

that must have been an interesting carpool to the hospital

Snake1105 20

Thursday 9 October 2014 22:29

You could say that again.

dwights 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:48

hahahhaa. GG. at least it wasnt embarrassing or anything :P

Kyothine 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:48

That's what you get when you think you're hot shit.

amazinggbaby 2

Thursday 18 February 2010 3:18

So you think all girls should have low self esteem? Yeah she totally deserves it for having a confident day.

Michaelsgirl04 9

Wednesday 12 September 2012 15:47

she shouldn't have "struck a pose" she probably just ended up looking like an idiot

Parky03 9

Friday 9 November 2012 4:29

Being confident is good. Striking a pose is cocky.

teentee401 36

Friday 22 August 2014 3:48

Also how do you casually strike a pose without looking awkward and unnatural.

sahreeg 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:49

k failed thxbai

jp11692 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:59

agreed with #3

Graphophobia 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 22:09

Ooh, ouch. Sometimes you can't help feeling hot, and then the Universe strikes you down for your arrogance. Hopefully he'll get you some flowers or a get well card, though. XD

TryToBeKind 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 22:10

Pride goeth before the fall, isn't that how the expression goes?

fyface 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 22:12

aww don't you hate it when things like this happen? when you go from feeling great to feeling like shit in a matter of seconds :( im sorry, this sucks