Threat

By fuck you, kid - 16/07/2014 18:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I would tell him to say it again, but record it. Then show that to his parents. Similar situation happened to me and that worked out. Just don't openly show the phone is out, pretend you're texting.

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When I was a boy I told my sitter I'd tell my dad he hit me, trying to manipulate getting my own way, he told up his sleeves and said 'Well if in getting in trouble for beating you I might as well make the most of it' I just about shit myself thinking I was about to get the snot beaten out of me!

I would have immediately called the parents and tell them to come home- that you are not comfortable babysitting and the reason why. That lets them know whats going on, and you may get out of babysitting the stupid little brat.

I think this fml needs a follow up.

Immediately call the parents, like as soon as the kid closes his mouth. tell them to come home, you can't babysit their child, as to the child? he will be speechless.

I would have immediately called them to come back and told them what he said and left. A kid with that thought process is dangerous. What if he gets bored and does it anyway?

I'd call the parents and tell them what happened. If they'd just left, there would be no reason for them not to believe you. If the kid thinks like that, he could just randomly make something up to his parents and then it's you that's ******, so I'd remove myself from that situation.

I had a similar experience while looking after my niece. We were playing and she jumped on me, landing on my hand, as I pulled my hand out from under her butt, she shrieked "You touched my private place, my mother said that she will call the police on anyone who touches me there". Really had me shaken. Since then have kept my nieces at arm's length, no more innocent playing.

Touch him really in the no no place. That'd teach him

HAHAHHAHAH thats hilarious seriously thats funny