Gross, Roommate and Miscellaneous: Thrifty

I was thinking about just putting the bowl back in the fridge with the milk that way the person that was getting the same cereal would have the same milk

fallslikedominos 10

Tuesday 23 July 2013 20:27

Damn. The struggles real

mordecai1337 9

Tuesday 23 July 2013 21:16

Times are hard.

advent2060 4

Tuesday 23 July 2013 21:33

That's straight up rank, well if anyone gets sick at least u know who to blame

kee_breezy32 34

Tuesday 23 July 2013 21:48

The fml guys need to make a video for this and add it to the worst roommates !

TriggerMan 7

Tuesday 23 July 2013 22:22

I bet you still drunk the milk. Lol

jw90 18

Tuesday 23 July 2013 22:31

Time to start buying your own groceries I think.

Desticles69 13

Tuesday 23 July 2013 22:39

soo gross

djinnyf 12

Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:05

Myyy couldn't he just put plastic wrap on top? And keep his reused milk to himself!!!!

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