Time out

By sadandmad - 20/01/2016 16:09 - United States - Bonita Springs

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Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
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OhYouAreOffended 11

And that's his fault? you both can figure out how to lengthen the time in the bedroom without lessening the pleasure.

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Comments

LyricaSilvan 29

Hey, it's progress. Surely there are things you can do to increase that further. Just be positive and try things.

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Shade1982 20

That's almost a 50% increase, be happy and keep trying :).

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kemando 22

according to the internet, 7 minutes is about average for men during sex.

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Nessco 36

What on earth is wrong with guys if they're only lasting 7 minutes on average? Don't get me wrong, that's fine for a quickie and all, not for a good session going at it though.

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mishwarner 14

Wow, that's depressing & thank the goddess I'm not with a man like that. Although I don't know whether I could put up w that situation

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Thasnoxi 8

Your ******.... Is not our hand... Aka, we had no training for this. It's an entirely different feeling and seven minutes is just fine. Now what I find confusing is why people don't keep going and just do more intense kissing and such until the other is able to continue... Normally works for me.

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Fester306 2

Best thing to do is go on the Internet and tell everyone . Then constantly remind him on how inferior he is . His self esteem will sky rocket

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laden_swallow09 34

It's not like we know anyone's name on here, let alone where each other lives.

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pasupathymuthu 16

That is a 40% improvement. Not bad at all. An engineer who achieves 40% improvement in the efficiency of his machine would be bragging about it. A salesman who achieves a 40% increase in the volume of sales would be happy about it.

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Goblin182 26

If you can't cut the mustard, lick the jar.

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FelicityWishes 32

There are heaps of things that can play a role and medications are often not best solution anyway - don't give up!

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Jachin357 28

You disgust me. There are are more important aspects to a marriage then sex and how long a husband or wife can last. If that's going to cause someone to back out of a relationship than shame on them for being shallow.

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schreibergx93 19

Not trying to be indignant, but I agree there are more important factors. If you're using sex as a reason to marry someone you should reevaluate your values in a partner. It's a great addition, but not the sole reason for marriage.

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Badkarma4u 17

I can appreciate what you guys are saying in theory, but in the real world when people are not being all magnanimous on a public forum. 1 in 4 people cheat on their spouse. So the cold hard reality is that sex plays a huge role in marriage, and divorce for that matter. No matter how much we would like to believe it doesnt.

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thenetflox 4

I agree , hell on every fml I see about women not putting out as much anymore or not shaving I see all the "dump her" , "sex is a big part of marriage" , and "it's okay to have preferences" comments. Sorry that not all girls want to put up with quickies for the rest of their life.

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Logical07 16

"So the cold hard reality is that sex plays a huge role in marriage, and divorce for that matter. No matter how much we would like to believe it doesnt." This is the truth. OP I wish you well, it's a sad situation, I know, and it's not about foreplay, women want to be ****** hard sometimes! Personally I don't give a **** about foreplay.

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lurker_no_more 13

One word.. Amphetamines. Then you'll be screwing like bunnies, you'll see ^^ Seriously though, kegel exercises, regular start stop technique training.. there are multiple ways to improve the staying power in bed. good luck :)

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