Time to run

By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 06:21 - Canada

Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
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MissHayleyJames 7

That's when you say "I wouldn't be comfortable with that but she's always welcome to come visit".

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a_lenzmeier 11

Remind him that his mom living with you guys means no random blow jobs in the kitchen. That should set him straight.

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RedPillSucks 31

@17. That's when you respond "cumming right up"

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123man 11

Your FML should have read, "Today, as I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and me..." Bad grammar - just another reason for you to say, "FML."

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get428 7

Your life must REALLY suck. FML for resorting to correcting grammer on FML!

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desireev 17

Actually, if you want to get technical about it, it's supposed to read 'Today, as I was looking for an apartment for me and my boyfriend...' The only time you put yourself last, in a sentence, is when you use 'I'. As in 'Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for an apartment...'. But for this specific sentence, it should read '...for me and my boyfriend...'. Not '...for my boyfriend and me...'.

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123man 11

RE to 70. Several grammar websites list "...someone and me..." when giving examples of correct grammar. The I vs me is simply a matter of subject vs object. What rule is being broken by saying "...my boyfriend and me..."?

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desireev 17

After reading your comment, I had to investigate to make sure that I'm not in the wrong.(Keeping myself from looking silly.) In 'Basic Grammar for Dummies', it says that I am correct. When using 'me' in a sentence with someone else, 'me' comes first. I had to verify my source, so I also looked on 'Grammar101', 'Basic Grammar', and 'Back to Grade School'. I stand by my first comment.

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lyssa_jean 7

Who the **** really cares? It's FML, not eighty english.......

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Pudagiah 12

Actually guys, it would be "Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for an apartment to share." Or, "Today, as I was looking for an apartment for myself and my boyfriend to share..."

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Takuya272727 16

#43, it's grammar, not grammer. Not hard to learn...

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Sumo69 9

I give my left nut to move back home have my mom cook and clean for me again that was the best years of my life not a worry in the world

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monicadempsy 5

you-Oh yeah! Yeah baby!!!!! Mum-Im trying to watch TV herre god damnit!! you-I told ya it would be weird. Mum-Whats the code to the adult channels!!!!! boyfriend-my birth date! mum-when the hell were you born!? you-I'll be right back boyfriend-where are you going? you-Im gonna tell that bitch to MOVE THE HELL OUT BEFORE I SHOOT HER HEAD OFF! boyfriend-why? you-shes interupting our sex! boyfriend-seems legit!

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XtraEzeee 8

That was quite the dialogue just to say you suck at commenting.

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jazminadaire 2

I don't know if I'd stay with him any more. He needs to cut the cord!

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a_lenzmeier 11

Failing. Everyone know sex is best when it's done at random anywhere other than the bedroom. I'm just saying.

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duhhduhh 0

Oh god my mother in law has been staying with us for 2 months.. It's a living hell!!! She reorganized my underwear drawer by color style and all.. DONT LIVE WITH INLAWS!!

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luccmon 6

Why was your MIL in your underwear drawer?!?

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