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Time to run

By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 06:21 - Canada

Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2012 15:26 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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By Bananapi - 10/09/2017 13:00

Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

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Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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I'm outta here

By VHgolf1989 - 01/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML

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Squatters' rights

By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 07:39 - Australia

Today, at the breakfast table my mum asked me what I thought about the plumber who came to our place a couple of weeks ago. I told her that I thought he was really cute and how hard I tried to flirt with him, she nodded and told me that he is her new boyfriend and might move in with us soon. FML

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Don't go

By Paulshaun1 - 06/10/2016 13:38 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML

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It's not me…

By Shropintz - 23/02/2011 00:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to move out. Excited, thinking he wanted us to move out from his mom's house, I said, "Yeah! Just you and me?" to which he smirked and replied, "No, just you." FML

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By forever alone - 09/05/2015 23:03 - Germany - Apolda

Today, my boyfriend told me that we wouldn't move in together as we had planned to do for a long time. His mother forbade it. He is 27. FML

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By nofrickenway - 25/04/2012 00:08 - United States - Newport News

Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML

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MissHayleyJames 7

Tuesday 13 March 2012 15:34

That's when you say "I wouldn't be comfortable with that but she's always welcome to come visit".

a_lenzmeier 11

Tuesday 13 March 2012 15:39

Remind him that his mom living with you guys means no random blow jobs in the kitchen. That should set him straight.

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keneda21_fml 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 16:42

I hope it's a BIG apartment!

BunBunBabe 8

Tuesday 13 March 2012 16:47

Reply with a big hell no? Or maybe a new boyfriend is necessary

matthew2424 3

Tuesday 13 March 2012 16:51

Run away. Don't ever live with in laws. Ever. Ever. Ever. Don't ask how I know. That is unimportant.

tbenson0628 14

Tuesday 13 March 2012 16:54

actually u idiots its ''my boyfriend and I.'' jeez. anyway. yeah....so, i don't see the issue. the economy sucks. but if she can live on her own without problems then, say no. if not dont be a bitch. and weAr a ball gag during sex or something.

coried91 28

Tuesday 13 March 2012 17:05

If you going to correct people then make sure your shit is correct. *you *it's *Anyway, I don't see the issue. *The economy sucks but *If *bitch and wear You had more mistakes then they did so you look like the idiot.

Weezay 5

Tuesday 13 March 2012 17:12

If you're*

coried91 28

Tuesday 13 March 2012 20:18

Damn it! Well, at least I didn't have as many mistakes as he did.

spottyblanket 8

Tuesday 13 March 2012 17:14

Just say GOD NO, if you are clear you have a problem with it he won't misintrepret you

lsjzhxhdbbs 1

Tuesday 13 March 2012 17:17

I just went though that and it was bad.... I will never do that again

MissHayleyJames 7

Tuesday 13 March 2012 17:22

Maybe for you, but not for everyone. It's sure as hell better in the bedroom for me.

desireev 17

Tuesday 13 March 2012 17:41

I must be lucky because my mother-in-law is the best person I know! :) But I guess they don't call them 'monster-in-law' for no reason... OP, if you do not want to live with her, you need to be clear about it and do NOT back down! Be firm about it! FYL anyway, OP! Your life, indeed, does suck! :)

MissHayleyJames 7

Tuesday 13 March 2012 17:52

I love mine too! I wouldn't hesitate to let her move in with us for awhile if she was struggling.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 13 March 2012 17:42

Shit, u-turn.

tklone329 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 17:54

Thats ****** up : /

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