Proposal, Relatable, Awkward and Love: Timing matters

Timing matters

By efff my life. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:07

Stop the car and drop her off, make the bitch walk.

MrsLender_fml 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:05

Surprise to youuuuuu!

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lovepebbles 1

Wednesday 1 June 2011 3:11

:'( tht suxxx!!!!! i feel like im about 2 cryy!!! i feel rele bad 4 u ... FYL :'(

olive47_fml 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 5:35

heyy! on the bright side u get to keep the ring!

babycakess10 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 5:41

this sound like a movie I've seen..... fake?!

WoGxFALLEN 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 6:10

should have opened the door and shoved her out...

bleepbloopthis 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 6:11

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

IbanezSprinter 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 8:48

awww :( that's sad, I'm sorry

hellokimmiee 5

Wednesday 1 June 2011 9:57

ydi for not noticing something was going on w her

hotstuff123456 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 4:17

I'm so sorry );

sassyssg 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 4:26

at least she did it before you gave her the ring! now you can take it back...

taetay2010j 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 7:04

:( happens for a reason

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