Proposal, Relatable, Awkward and Love: Timing matters

Timing matters

By efff my life. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 124

You deserved it 4 425

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marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:07

Stop the car and drop her off, make the bitch walk.

MrsLender_fml 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:05

Surprise to youuuuuu!

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xDragonBeastx 1

Wednesday 8 June 2011 6:11

i go with 21's idea also

aaronnorman 5

Friday 10 June 2011 5:12

dude that truly suxs

viciousnes 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 6:11

Aww that's F'd up

AtomicBryce 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 8:03

aww I'm sorry that kinda sucks.

Ali_Ridhima541 0

Friday 24 June 2011 6:46

damn bro that'd gotta sux

bugg77 3

Tuesday 28 June 2011 5:47

that's totally sucks ass!!

rcloca 10

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:30

How can u deserve this?

kalobm 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 6:59

sounds like "what happens in vagas"

PanadaFlakes 5

Monday 10 October 2011 10:56

Good timing on her part, not so much on yours.

solostarr 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 14:34

what a bitch

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