Miscellaneous: Rush

Rush

By Embarassedd - 26/11/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, my husband and I were at a wedding. When the DJ announced that the bar was open, my hubby was the only one to RUN to the bar while the other husbands stayed behind to dance with their wives, eyeing us in a weird way. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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Missed the signs?

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 04:00

Today, my husband and I visited a new bar in our city. It turned out to be a swingers sex club. He asked if we could stay and try it out, even though we were easily the oldest people there by about 30 years. FML

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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By Asdf649 - 19/05/2012 04:17 - Canada - Burlington

Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML

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They're much more fun

By Anonymous - 19/08/2022 14:00

Today, my wife and I had our first night without kids in 15 years, at a friend's wedding. In the middle of a song, while we were dancing, she left me to go dance with her new "gay best friends." FML

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You deserved it 149

Dirty dancing

By Fiesta - 17/08/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, we were at a wedding reception. I had to explain to my husband why it’s inappropriate for another woman to dance with her butt gyrating on his crotch. He insists it was “harmless dancing” and to stop being a “party pooper.” FML

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You deserved it 203

By wellthisisawkward80 - 06/11/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

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Hit and miss

By Jane. R - 16/06/2021 20:00

Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML

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You deserved it 68

Work husbands and work wives

By Sleeping at my parents tonight - 28/06/2023 15:00

Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML

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By holycrap - 03/03/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML

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FromCFL 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 14:54

The other guys were just jealous that your husband has the balls to do what they wished they could do.

rontifu_fml 2

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:16

You could've followed him, drink lots of alcohol and spend this quality time alone with your husband, while others were busy dancing. Heh, it's free alcohol after all!

Comments

gemini_87 2

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:14

Well we Canadian's love our booze :P If you're from Northern Ontario then really what do you expect? That's all we do up here is drink haha but on serious note that's really not cool......

White667 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 17:12

Basically, free booze time is limited. Take advantage, he had to put on a stupid suit and take you to a wedding, let him get his drink thang on.

TooBored13 0

Friday 27 November 2009 5:02

Personally I am pretty sure that the other husbands weren't looking at you in a "weird way." They were looking at your husband in a "jealous way." They just wished they could do the same, but most men are too broken by their wives. Nothing wrong with the fact that you haven't broken your husband's spirit.

SavageParrot 0

Friday 27 November 2009 15:14

Your husband is a hero. Why the FML?

dle0105 0

Friday 19 March 2010 11:14

I'm available! :-)

Colin Mathis 8

Sunday 26 March 2017 15:01

Canadians do make the best whiskey

rontifu_fml 2

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:16

You could've followed him, drink lots of alcohol and spend this quality time alone with your husband, while others were busy dancing. Heh, it's free alcohol after all!

Jenny444_fml 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 20:31

LMAO I know right if i was legal age which in canada i think i am haha. I would run after him saying "Save some for me!"

gemini_87 2

Thursday 26 November 2009 20:36

Legal age here is 19 unless you go to Quebec then its 18.....not sure how Americans do it....having to wait for 21 :P Pretty much everyone going off University/College is legal and if they aren't then they only have to wait a few months :P

papertigers_fml 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:18

I would run too. Free booze > Dancing.

shanster 3

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:25

um free booze, i so no problem with this. At least your husband is trying to save you money by getting wasted off another person's paycheck. You should be happy, especially in this recession. You should have gone with him, weddings are no fun unless you're buzzed!

Jimboom 11

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:47

Perhaps you and your friends have been all gushing and shit, talking about dresses and how lovely the bride looks ALL day. There is only so much of that a man can listen to before he has to self medicate.. Or perhaps he hates all your friends and their other halves. Hence he gets no respite from the other male company there. And having to put on a nice face all day and nod politely has taken it's toll. Hence the running to the bar. But then again it could just be his natural male reaction to free booze kicking in there. ;)