Timing

By embarrassed - 01/06/2009 20:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went to my doctor to get the morning after pill. I explained to her that the condom broke and I was nervous. She simply asked me, "When?" so I replied "Towards the end." I didn't realize she was actually asking what day this happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 629
You deserved it 65 156

Same thing different taste

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Yeah even I didn't understand what she meant by that. FHL for not being clear enough. Nah, no one's life is ****** in this situation..

how is your life f'd? Seriously, just mentioning that you had sex and the condom broke is more of a FYL than is getting confused by the doctor's question. O.o

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MIAMIBITCH_fml 0

What's this fml doing up here? Big deal!

You suck. I hope you're not pregnant because we don't need your stupid offspring.

#106- "If abortion was as easy as taking a pill, I'm sure there would be a lot more people doing it." There IS an abortion pill. It's called RU-486, google it, and please stop acting so "informed." Also, some morning after pills can prevent a fertilized zygote from ever implanting, so it's not just like birth control. You all need to go see gynos, especially the person who said plan b prevents ovulation. Especially you, #141, because if your dumb ass gyno gave you a couple plan b's instead of the pill, you need to go to someone else. NOT EVERYONE WHO IS "MISINFORMED" ABOUT PLAN B IS A RELIGIOUS ZEALOT! Most of you who are hating on the "bible thumpers" don't know anything about it either.

Its not God created beautiful life until you squeeze it out of your ******. Before then its just a cluster of stem cells.

dwang4, yes it is - do some reading, googling, or give it some time. @OP I don't believe 'the condom broke'. It's more likely, you are just too eager to please the guys, like so many others, and give in to the 'waaaahh it doesn't feel as good' whine that I've been told about. The true FML is that you have exposed yourself to a potential STD. If you are (or were) pregnant then F the baby's Life, literally.

Your life is f'ed because you could be pregnant..... but what you've just described isn't an FML

palmtrees 1

http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-topics/emergency-contraception-morning-after-pill-4363.htm There is a section called "How does emergency contraception work?" - Read it, #153. It says, "The hormones in the morning after pill work by keeping a woman's ovaries from releasing eggs — ovulation."

Here you go, dwang4. This is how you started out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2l1-kvKomg

This isn't really an FML. It's an honest mistake. She's your gyno, of course you're going to talk to her about sex. She probably hears worse all the time.