Timing

By embarrassed - 01/06/2009 20:11 - United States

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Today, I went to my doctor to get the morning after pill. I explained to her that the condom broke and I was nervous. She simply asked me, "When?" so I replied "Towards the end." I didn't realize she was actually asking what day this happened. FML
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nuclear 0

Yeah even I didn't understand what she meant by that. FHL for not being clear enough. Nah, no one's life is ****** in this situation..

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f_ed_panda 0

how is your life f'd? Seriously, just mentioning that you had sex and the condom broke is more of a FYL than is getting confused by the doctor's question. O.o

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JFox 8

I think the OP lacks perspective.. why the hell is it "I had a misunderstanding, FML" instead of "the condom broke, FML" ?? Anyway.. I'm not religious, I am pro-life, and I think Plan B is the best damn thing that ever happened. Seriously... this can only PREVENT abortion! Shut up, religious zealots. Like some others said.. if you oppose this you must oppose condoms.

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Macarooni 0

#118- it doesnt prevent ovulation. it prevents the egg from becoming implanted to the uteran wall. women are extremely fertile for about a week or so. in that time period, you can have unprotected sex and still use the Plan B pill and prevent pregnancy, thus, disproving your prevention of ovulation theory. trust me, i would know. me and the girly had to go through this. and besides, the side effects from the pill can be horrible. my girlfriend has a lead stomach and she was still violently wretching from this tiny little thing. and she isnt pregant btw.

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kingbeau 0

Ya know, I think it must just be that there's a rogue moderator or two saying no to everything they think is funny and yes to shit... and possibly someone made a script that says yes to every 100th one and no to everything else... who knows? Its getting kinda ridiculous, cause I see hilarious ones moderating and they never make it on, but shit like this does....

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snowboarder72992 0

this isn't an fml

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fueledbyamy 0

the pill and morning after pill are different. the pill stops conception (most of the time) and the morning after pill is taken after a possible conception.

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doof_fisch 2

According to the Mayo Clinic ( http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/morning-after-pill/AN00592 ) there are two kinds of "morning after pills." One kind keeps the sperm from fertilizing the egg. The other kind prevents the fertilized egg (in other words - a new life) from attaching to the wall of the uterus. This causes the fertilized egg to be swept away to its death. That one is equal to an abortion. If that's the one you used, sorry that the beautiful new God-given life was snuffed out by your selfishness and foolishness.

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snowboarder72992 0

this really isn't an fml at all

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anonymous185294 0

seriously? she's a DOCTOR. like she cares if you misunderstood her question and didn't quite give the answer she wanted. this is not an FML.

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itsnotfair 0

93- (CatieBabey) i've never seen anything worded so well in my life, thankyou and congratulations for contrasting guys jacking off and us taking the pill..even I never saw it that way, it was amazing it made me smile

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