Tis the season

By creimers - 01/07/2020 23:01

Today, my mom forbade me from taking any allergy medicine, because she is afraid that I'll turn into a meth addict. I have horrible allergies and can barely see or stop sneezing without them. FML

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By Eres - 11/02/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom took away my medication. She's afraid I'll get "hooked". The medication is anti-anxiety pills. I have horrible anxiety attacks that sometimes cause me to scratch my arms until they bleed. FML

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New addiction just dropped

By Never going outside again - 14/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I found out about allergies suddenly getting worse out of nowhere when it happened to mine. I can hardly step outside without feeling like hell when I get back home, which was never the case before, and I'm going through allergy medicine like a drug addict (almost). FML

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Man vs. Wild

By Marjo86 - 27/09/2019 20:00

Today, I got stung by a hornet. I asked my mum to pass me my allergy medication, but she refused, because they were my brother's, saying "he's allergic to bees and wasps!" No mum, wrong kid. FML

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Intervention

By _Tatyana_ - 13/06/2013 07:05 - United States - Gettysburg

Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 21:40 - United States - Blain

Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML

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Thanks, I hate this

By creepingjennie - 05/01/2022 14:01

Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to the flowering plant my passive-aggressive mother gave me for Christmas. I take two different antihistamines daily for my numerous allergies all year round, and my mother knows this is why I don't have house plants. She said, "You better not get rid of it!" I think she hates me. FML

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By Samantha Glennie - 13/07/2018 20:30

Today, due to the high pollen count and despite taking hay fever medicine, I passed out in the bathroom from not being able to breathe. My mother accused me of doing it on purpose to make her late for work. FML

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Call CPS!

By leovaldez - 22/06/2020 20:08

Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML

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By AllergyRidden - 24/12/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, my Mom and I found out that we're allergic to the wood my Dad has been making fires with. She can't see, I can't breathe. FML

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By coolkid111 - 27/03/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I was going to my prom. My mom knows I want to drink so to prevent me, she made sure I took my prescription medicine before I left. I guess her way of stopping me from drinking is killing myself If I do. FML

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Thursday 2 July 2020 0:48

So take it on the sly if you can. What about your dad or another adult around?

paperRoll 8

Thursday 2 July 2020 7:58

Because that’s how you become addicted to meth..... right??

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 2 July 2020 0:45

You should try some cocaine. At least you'll prove your mom wrong about becoming a meth addict. People don't really get addicted to coke, I don't think.

Ambrily 27

Thursday 2 July 2020 20:27

Oh, no need to specify, we already know that you don't think.

Simply Ecks 13

Tuesday 7 July 2020 5:44

Everyone’s different, some can turn it off and on and become a functional coke user. Others according to some documentary’s some people that was nearly millionaires and coke took over them. It all varies on each individual.

Simply Ecks 13

Tuesday 7 July 2020 5:45

kfchicken 31

Wednesday 8 July 2020 10:07

false coke is addictive and even if you can "function" it doesn't mean anything is "off" you're still addicted and still killing yourself pretty quickly. cocaine has been found to literally change your physiology

AmbrosiaFan 18

Thursday 2 July 2020 0:48

So take it on the sly if you can. What about your dad or another adult around?

bloopaloop 27

Thursday 2 July 2020 4:42

Skip the allergy pills and just take the meth. It’ll clear your allergies too!

paperRoll 8

Thursday 2 July 2020 7:58

Because that’s how you become addicted to meth..... right??

paperRoll 8

Thursday 2 July 2020 7:59

Because that’s how you become addicted to meth..... right??

paperRoll 8

Thursday 2 July 2020 7:59

Because that’s how you become addicted to meth..... right??

Lora Wood 11

Thursday 2 July 2020 11:03

No artificial colors or flavors and you will not have allergies. Even very small amounts will kick them in. Three yellow dyed pickle chips on a burger and I am allergic to animals for nearly 72 hours. I had an ADHD kid and eliminated these from the house 40 years ago, The counties with national health do not allow these chemicals in their food.

Yudith 24

Thursday 2 July 2020 12:27

Tell that to the vegan kid with a peanut allergy. I knew a lady with a shellfish allergy. She could eat as organic-vegan as you like, she still couldn't eat frog legs that were bathed in the same butter as her colleagues' shrimps. Weirdly, a chemical saved her life; the one contained in her Epipen.