By AllergyRidden - 24/12/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, my Mom and I found out that we're allergic to the wood my Dad has been making fires with. She can't see, I can't breathe. FML
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kidwiththeface42 7

When I first read this all I saw was "dad" and "wood". Glad that didn't go in the direction I was heading. BTW Merry Christmas everyone, or "Happy Holidays" for all you politically correct bastards ha.

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HahaHokayThen 10

"that sucks" does it really? It's as bad as saying "first". OP- sorry about the allergies! Switch wood & have a merry Christmas (:

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coolboy675 16

Must be because he's using his morning wood.

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trollfaced 2

OP and his/her mom can celebrate Christmas in the hospital and get free flowers from relatives!

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silentbutfunny 0

Free flowers? After medical bills id want free ******* $

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littlegold 7

Be nice. Tis christmas. I know how this is because I am allergic to birch trees regular trees... Grass mold moss... Flowers... Anything that is nature... :p yeah i am allergic to the world. Lol. Merry Christmas!

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imaginaryvoice 18

Awe, common. Breathing is for squares anyway.

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stephanieeDawnx 0

You breathe too much anyway..

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Pandaloverr 0

I am sorry OP :( maybe go to the doctor and ask if they have any meds for it ? Anyways, Have a Merry Christmas !(:

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Amrel 10

Umm buy a heater? Im sure you have a fireplace. Then now that i think about it i dont know why your dad is burning wood anyways

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R00ST3R 12

Maybe because your supposed to burn wood in a fireplace, because if you burn charcoal indoors like in a fireplace there is a possibility of death due to the Carbon Monoxide gas that is released in the burning of charcoal. Also during the holidays most people lite their fireplaces.

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flockz 19

shit just hit the fan for 24.^

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R00ST3R 12

I never said that you did suggest charcoal.

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flockz 19

shit just hit the fan for 25.^

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Amrel 10

Im using a heater so you can imagine the smell isnt going away anytime soon 30.^

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flux_panic 18

What else do you burn in a fireplace besides wood? And not everyone wants a heater. Fireplaces are nice to curl up next to with a book, or banging the shit out of someone. A heater just wouldn't give the same effect.

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Amrel 10

Well the fireplace is making them sick, and if they dont want a heater they should get a pellet oven then

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flux_panic 18

The fireplace wasn't making them sick, the type of wood was. There are more than one type of tree in the world.

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sparkrok 8

i'll bet daddy was burning wood to... oh, hell, I don't know... heat the fricken house...? quite possibly...? not only is a furnace expensive to run, but you don't get as good of a heating effect. if you've experienced both, you'll know what I mean. I understand that this is 2011 and wood heated houses are almost extinct, but there's still a few out there...

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desireev 17

And fireplaces give off the most heat. Fireplaces are the best of both worlds! :) They set the mood for the holidays AND it'll warm up the whole house! (you have to keep all of your doors open for that effect) I love fireplaces! Heaters are kinda boring and noisy anyway.. Merry Christmas guys! :)

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laden_swallow09 34

Reminds me of that movie with Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor, "Hear No Evil, See No Evil"… or was it the other way around?

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laden_swallow09 34

Just double-checked. It's the other way around. D'oh

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Mauskau 35

That film is ****** up but kinda funny at the same time. So obvious at times though lol. They make the guy out as such a cutie though :P

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DeadxManxWalking 27

My first thought too.

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CadillacPimpen 6

And knowing is half the battle!

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silentbutfunny 0

If knoweledge is power, then isnt power halve the battle??

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flockz 19

really? you're going to fix *half, but not *knowledge? dumbass.

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kidwiththeface42 7

When I first read this all I saw was "dad" and "wood". Glad that didn't go in the direction I was heading. BTW Merry Christmas everyone, or "Happy Holidays" for all you politically correct bastards ha.

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bobbycorwen 5

Well, Christmas is derived from a Pagan holiday.

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OriginalimoaN 15

It's not due to political correctness, it's nice for everyone who doesn't celebrate christmas ya douche!

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silentbutfunny 0

Happy Hannuka!!! Now you christians know how it feels to be left out :p

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docscientist 9

I just say 'Go **** yourself' and offend everybody equally. Go **** yourself, everyone!

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bobbycorwen 5

82 - Dang Christians!

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