TMI, Dad!

By eww - 03/11/2015 15:43 - United States - Pickens

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Today, my dad got dressed up in formal clothes, and I asked what the occasion was. He said he had a hot date, which would've been fine if he hadn't told me what was "on the menu", namely "wining, dining, sixty-nining". Thanks for that image. FML
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fakedsincerity 32

next time you go on a date tell him the same thing and see how he likes hearing it from his daughter. lol. at least he's happy!

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Tripartita 44

This is why I can't recommend parthenogenesis highly enough. The worst you have to worry about is listen to your older self talk about getting laid.

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bonermonkey 31

I don't know why no one else has given this the thumbs up, it made me chuckle.

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fakedsincerity 32

next time you go on a date tell him the same thing and see how he likes hearing it from his daughter. lol. at least he's happy!

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Enslaved 36

Well, if the OP was born on the same year as you, she could always chant back Wine me, Dine me, 69 me, I was born in 1990. Touché right?

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A07 48

I want to thumb up your comment #13 but it's at 69 and doesn't really require another one

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epicx22 22

Hey, at least you can tell he's a chill guy. Pops has to have fun too right? ;)

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Luxray24 13

And better than Fifty Shades of Grey

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rvontr88 21

The South shall rise again!!! Get it? hahaha

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itscomplicated15 6

Is that a joke about his dick getting hard? If it was... I laughed. If it wasn't... I laughed anyways lol

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