Intimacy, TMI and Miscellaneous: TMI, Dad!

TMI, Dad!

By eww - 03/11/2015 15:43 - United States - Pickens

Today, my dad got dressed up in formal clothes, and I asked what the occasion was. He said he had a hot date, which would've been fine if he hadn't told me what was "on the menu", namely "wining, dining, sixty-nining". Thanks for that image. FML

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First date from hell

By lizzardbreath - 31/03/2009 10:44 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire, so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brother's wedding, and introduced me as "The One" to his entire family. FML

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Roll with it

By jonasister - 15/04/2012 18:43 - Sweden - Lund

Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2015 14:19

Today, my elderly dad once again asked me to make a reservation at a restaurant for him and a younger woman he's been seeing. Meanwhile, I haven't had anything even approaching a real date in over a decade. FML

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Bad date #3764

By Greenpuppy416 - 04/07/2020 05:02

Today, I had a date at a formal restaurant I'm well known at. My date showed up two and a half hours late with a jogging suit on, and then got mad at me for ordering, eating, and paying without him. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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By Angel - 13/01/2016 13:56 - United States - Charlotte

Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 21:29 - United States - Toledo

Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't be expecting any new siblings any time soon. Thanks for the mental image, Dad. FML

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Creepy but funny

By Anonymous - 01/06/2012 20:46 - Greece - Athens

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "Recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML

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Ninjahiga 27

Wednesday 4 November 2015 0:42

You have a cool dad

fakedsincerity 32

Wednesday 4 November 2015 0:55

next time you go on a date tell him the same thing and see how he likes hearing it from his daughter. lol. at least he's happy!

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 4 November 2015 6:09

He could have given more detail...he kept it brief

Silk_Routes 14

Wednesday 4 November 2015 8:33

Daddy cool should actually keep some boundaries talking to U Op...at least he is enjoying

bonermonkey 31

Wednesday 4 November 2015 9:01

that's proper embarrassing dad humour xD funny though!

PraparAnis 19

Wednesday 4 November 2015 10:16

There should be a "dads" category on FML.

jonomc 12

Wednesday 4 November 2015 11:09

Yep because parents don't have sex. Your birth was a miracle. BTW wine, dine, 69 is the line from a song.

Balaj_fml 14

Wednesday 4 November 2015 14:13

Wining, dining, and sixty-nining.

Thundaar25 11

Wednesday 4 November 2015 14:50

and a good time was had by all!! lol

GrumpyGrinch 23

Wednesday 4 November 2015 19:26

Would only be FYL if his date was half your age, otherwise wish them luck.

Headcrab 29

Thursday 5 November 2015 11:16

Real men eat out!

mneill 6

Thursday 5 November 2015 23:02

That's totally why parents have kids: to make inappropriate sexual comments and completely embarras them. Our parents did it to them. Our grandparents did it to our parents. And one day, young padawan, you will do it to your kids. It's the circle of life. Just like how you got here.