TMI FML

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating breakfast at an IHOP. As I was eating, the old man sitting directly behind me started discussing every aspect of his spastic colon, in vivid detail. FML
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Top comments

sweet_candy_ 17

He shouldn't talk about that when people are eating.

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DocBastard 38

Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black. Or rather, the douche calling the douche a douche.

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BlackOpsPWNR 0

I. H. O. P.nis LOl!

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Petey_devil 0

I live in CA and we have an ihop on every corner bitches.

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kaygee731 0

You shoulda turned around and been like "Ayyy Dinosaur!! Stfu I'm trying to eat here."

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iztherainbow 0

YDI because u eat at a crap ihop go get a real breakfast -_-

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vettle 6

sucks to be him is what I have to say about that! everybody poops.

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MissKayla 2

I freakin' LOVE IHOP I wish there was one in this shitty ass town I live in =/

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amazingjane 0

well......I mean....it's IHOP, sweetie....these things happen....

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NYBellz 0

I would of turned around gave him my food and said if u wanted it just ask

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maloriewatson 3

U made me hungry for an IHOP breakfast now :)

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