Health, Food and Gross: TMI FML

TMI FML

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating breakfast at an IHOP. As I was eating, the old man sitting directly behind me started discussing every aspect of his spastic colon, in vivid detail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 798

You deserved it 3 089

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Top comments

sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:54

He shouldn't talk about that when people are eating.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 2 February 2011 20:14

Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black. Or rather, the douche calling the douche a douche.

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some_girl9 8

Thursday 3 February 2011 15:33

Soooo why didn't you just change tables? Dummy. YDI.

smacky101 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 15:39

you could have stopped at I was eating breakfast at IHOP and I still would have said you deserve it.

Illyssa_fml 4

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:17

Lmao! Well, that's one way to work up an appetite. gross

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Wednesday 22 June 2011 2:59

Why the **** do old people feel compelled to tell no one in particular about the most disgusting things at public places?!

boomCALI 1

Thursday 30 June 2011 17:17

You deserved it for eating at IHOP.

Demon_Squirril 9

Friday 12 August 2011 19:58

Dude that blows. IHOP's is ****** delicious.

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