Sex, Parents and Miscellaneous: TMI!

TMI!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2012 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to run an errand while my parents helped unpack boxes in my new house. When I returned, my dad said to me, "I wasn't going to say anything, but we 'did it.' I'll let you figure out which room." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML

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By Sam - 28/11/2008 08:50 - France

Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:14 - United States - Bronx

Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML

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Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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dayzz1 10

Sunday 23 September 2012 12:47

I think they took the term "house warming" the wrong way...

darwinism 30

Sunday 23 September 2012 12:55

No harm done. They were just celebrating that you are moving out of their house. It is good to see thay still have some spark in their sex life. But if you really want to stir the pot just say "Not again. I played this guessing game last week when the neighbour came over to say goodbye."

Comments

StanSmith2013 26

Sunday 23 September 2012 14:26

At least they didn't take a dump in one of the rooms! You know now not to ask for their help next time!

outoftown 26

Sunday 23 September 2012 23:42

You found dad's rationale.

maskedman 9

Sunday 23 September 2012 15:01

Time to pull out the black light, like on CSI.

Doortje 29

Sunday 23 September 2012 15:10

I would be pretty pissed. Obviously (well in most cases anyway, if they're still together) your parents have sex, but that doesn't mean you want to know about it. To do it in YOUR new house and then tell you about it is childish and inappropriate.

vbmg152 18

Sunday 23 September 2012 23:03

Really? It's not childish & inappropriate for kids to have sex in our house? Lol!! You guys are in for a rude awakening someday!

delicious69 5

Sunday 23 September 2012 15:33

That's awesome your dad is the man!! Now go to it them while they are out for a min..

perdix 29

Sunday 23 September 2012 15:41

So, while he should have been unpacking boxes, your Dad decided to a pack a particular box instead. ;) Anywho, I'm guessing "kitchen." Wear rubber gloves to wipe up any spilled mayonnaise (it's not mayonnaise!)

cheshireau 26

Sunday 23 September 2012 16:01

I hope your bed wasn't assembled.

PipingMouse 14

Sunday 23 September 2012 16:08

You could tell them that you had sex in their bedroom last week all over the furniture...or you could kick them out of your new house, and disinfect the rooms.