TMI

By crazyman. - 12/05/2012 05:27 - United States - Keller

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Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML
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crazymedic06 2

Isn't the reception after the wedding?

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The_Hitdude 12

Before anyone looks at 2's comment like he's an idiot, he has a point. The FML says "fiancé", and then goes on to say "at our wedding reception."He wouldn't be her fiancé anymore if they just got married.

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Hamo 5

I bet after the wedding, most of the couples will try what your husband described.

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SortOfSexy 4

At least you're married now, with him.

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eyecon502 13

This really depends on the details... If it's all vanilla...so what. If you're talking midgets and 5th base...wow.

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RedPillSucks 31

5th base!? I wanna play that game

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TheJashinist 8

Well, I guess he gave out ideas. Still, sorry OP.

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DocBastard 38

Everyone knows what newlyweds do in bed, so it shouldn't have shocked anyone. Everyone also knows married people do in bed. They sleep.

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RedPillSucks 31

They were at the reception, so any sex was premarital, unless they had a quickie between the wedding and reception. I hope OP family is not conservative

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perdix 29

Shhh! SPOILER ALERT! Doc don't let the single guys in on the secret! Let them think that the hot, pre-marital sex will only get hotter and more frequent when they "make it legal." Misery loves company.

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gfoxx17iii 0

Anyone who can reference something something from FML from memory is pathetic

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DarthDeath 12

Oh no, he told everyone that you snore, didn't he? :O

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blackrose3121 3

At least he didn't announce that he was cheating

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pennies_lane 6

"...and then she closes her eyes, and then i close my eyes... and then she rolls to her side, and steals the blanket... and then i start to snore... and then she lets a huge one rip" something like that?

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