Awkward, Cute and Love: To each his own

To each his own

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Absecon

Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML

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You deserved it 4 905

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By Ploeboi - 04/08/2010 08:28 - United States

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By vagina dentata for christmas, pls - 25/01/2013 18:51 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML

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By tima - 27/06/2018 01:30

Today, I went to visit my long-distance boyfriend for the first time. His room is decorated top to bottom with swastikas and confederate flags. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

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By MaydayManic - 10/08/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML

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You deserved it 5 048

By unholy shit - 23/01/2012 22:33 - United States

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

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You deserved it 3 139

Is it a fetish or just gross?

By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 10:00

Today, after finally moving in with my boyfriend of 3 years, he introduced me to his fetish. Wearing his underwear for 5 days straight, then wearing them as a hat on the weekends. FML

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You deserved it 146

cakefete2 30

Friday 15 November 2013 7:45

Even the toilet bowl? Well, on the bright side, you know he can commit to some things.

Cristian89 29

Friday 15 November 2013 7:48

I hope you don't have a fear of clowns lol

Comments

chloem103 9

Monday 18 November 2013 12:39

Unfortunately whenever I see someone with some kind of ICP attire I immediately judge them

juggalette7 1

Tuesday 19 November 2013 4:26

HAHAHAHAHA!!! WHOOP WHOOP! MMFWCL!!! JUGGALETTE FOR LIFE!!

Annjelina 11

Tuesday 19 November 2013 5:53

So is my dad, but he just so happens to be an abusive alcoholic soo..

covertamerica 11

Wednesday 20 November 2013 20:59

My advice? Run.

connortripp 2

Sunday 24 November 2013 17:31

What is a juggalo?

sportgirl 14

Sunday 12 January 2014 17:54

A juggalo. That's what it is.

dasin 18

Sunday 15 September 2024 6:59

i dont know!

kjomd 1

Saturday 8 February 2014 0:15

Their ain't nothing wrong with juggalos we are just family and as for tech n9ne he is a juggalo and they all have talent and juggalo a aren't just fans of icp or anyone someone look up the meaning of juggalo