By butimarealbear - 13/07/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Panda no like being called regular name. Panda strong like warrior!

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OWNZ 0

Sounds like she cant BEAR the thought of calling him Panda!

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Keyman1212 14

Hey, you can tell your friends your mom is ******* a Panda! You'll be the coolest kid on the block.

61 4
Flutist 3

Sad Panda just want love.

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iLove2LoveU 0

I don't see the FML in this! your moms dating a guy named panda!! awesome!!

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dolphincheddar 10

pandas are awesome. they are black, white and asian at the same time!

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dummbrunette 0

if he starts making you call him "Puff Daddy" that's when you should start worrying

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juicedboi 7

Don't be racist, be a Panda lover. Black White and Asian.

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zendaddy0 0

so what dude has a nickname

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Iamaninchworm 0

Oh maker save me from 13s bad puns by releasing a blight to devour him...

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Andrew1122 0

isn't that better than Big Daddy

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lalala2589 0

He better make some good noodles. Noodles or gtfo.

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12em12 1

He's pedobear in disguise.

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coffeygirl12 14

I think he's my uncle... we don't talk to him...

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Manganimegrl 16

Now I want to make my friends call me Panda!!

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ImaWiseGuy 5

and that doesn't set off any crazy indicators with your mom?

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daBeast155 0

just be careful of his lectures of sexual harassment

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daBeast155 0

just be careful of his lectures of sexual harassment

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daBeast155 0

just be careful of his lectures of sexual harassment

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NatandAlexrhot 6

I love pandas :3

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ImmortalKratos 0

jack black is annoying -__-

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SoKeshaHasWeed 0

Maybe he wants to be like Eminem in 8 Mile and have an animal nickname...

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iAmScrubs 19

Panda no like being called regular name. Panda strong like warrior!

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Carebear423 0

I freaking love all your comments iAmScrubs.

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ebroski6 0

I am scrubs is what makes FML so funny

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Mi24hind 0

So, people are switching from vampires to Panda's? Oh joy.

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daxter136 0

yay about time the panda takes over those dumb vampires who look so fake

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Iamaninchworm 0

And why are you saying this like its bad??? Pandas foreva.

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iSitt 0

maybe that will get the preteens out of the science fiction. isles at the bookstires.

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SwaggerMelon 6

Is it really you ChillLaxBroPandaLanders?

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