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By RckRagman - 30/04/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, 3 of the 4 stalls were occupied in the rest room. I took the 4th stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in a long time. Next, I hear "Hey, how's it going?". I was CORRECTLY identified by a co-worker hearing me fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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By missmcfarty - 01/04/2016 01:42 - Australia - Townsville

Today, I found out that my CEO knows my name, when she followed me into the bathroom and called it out in a disgusted tone when I farted so loudly, she could hear it from four stalls over. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By NoPromotionForYou - 07/05/2020 14:00

Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML

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By Mic - 07/01/2010 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 03:00 - Cayman Islands - George Town

Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML

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Grossed out

By stinky - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

how do you know he didnt see you through the tiny cracks between the doors when you walked by? or maybe looked at your shoes...? you took the 4th stall; he could see it all!

poolshark 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:25

I've heard of people who can burp out words, but farting your own name is another story all together...

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meddude 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:22

how else do you identify people you know?

m0nicam0nster 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:27

yeah this isnt FML esp since thats obvi not how they identified you. stupid.

RckRagman 9

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:34

Ok...for the record, FML Moderators or whomever edited my original submission. In the submission, the person said, "Hey, , How's it going?".....They took out my name. Also, (#2) the 4th stall is the handicapped stall, shoes not visible even from 3rd stall unless one bent WAY OVER to actually look under. (#6) People don't fart around my office, they go to the restroom to do that; and finally (#7) What he HELL are you talking about?

magnetic_aura 26

Saturday 4 October 2014 5:50

How do you know that your coworker didn't see your shoes or something as you walked to the stall? Or even the sound of your steps, breathing... It's weird, but makes more sense than recognizing your fart.

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:46

I think he was spying on you.

DizzyDemon0 9

Friday 1 May 2009 0:35

I dunno about y'all..but I hate using public bathrooms. If I MUST..I tend to talk to people around me...just to take the bite out of it, and because let's face it...everyone enjoys it more with someone to talk to!

monfri 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:18

It wasn't your fart. It was your shoes. lol

proudstub 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:53

I never understood why people are so ashamed of farting, I mean it's perfectly natural to fart especially when you're on the throne in the sanctuary of smelly things. Ok it might be a bit embarrassing to share your gastric fragrances and intestinal melodies with others, but farting is like peeing or sneezing, it's not gross unless you do it in public and on purpose. Every body farts so why shouldn't you ?

bigduck 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:14

HAHAHA props on the good rip next time that happens you should name your farts for example: wet and burning: Wasabi acid burn or loud and extremely explosive, causing shit to go everywhere: Hiroshima atom bomb ;)