Toilet and Miscellaneous: Symphony

Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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By Fartagirl - 15/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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By stink - 01/07/2015 02:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

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By please leave... - 13/02/2013 19:33 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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You deserved it 3 420

madasahatter 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:43

I would have stayed in forever!

log1k 3

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:44

I woulda bitch slapped them.

Comments

madasahatter 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:43

I would have stayed in forever!

cocopuff96 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 5:23

rofl major

ffmmllyaya 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:16

that is effing hailerious. should of punched them in the face

lezzyluver 0

Friday 28 May 2010 5:04

LMAFO :D take beano next time

stolencookie 17

Thursday 10 January 2013 9:39

YDI for failing to make the place so stinky that they were unable to stay. Haha, I would have waited hours to avoid that if I had to!! FYL.

lolbitch 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:43

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chiddy_bang71 0

Friday 5 August 2011 23:39

Fake, girls don't poop

isallwaysme 27

Monday 4 February 2013 2:57

I know!! I mean, GIRLS FART?!

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 16 September 2015 21:30

Everybody ***** and farts.

MyBeautifulLife_fml 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:44

That sucks I feel really bad for you :(

log1k 3

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:44

I woulda bitch slapped them.

NGM_KID 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:45

You should have just stayed, they would have left soon since the restroom would have started to smell :D

daniisme 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 10:26

I can never take a shit in a public toilet. when the guys allow me too. girls dnt poop. I'm poopin rite now.

idefka 34

Thursday 28 April 2016 21:30

Is that ebolics?

marz88 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:45

Should have asked them to play battle ***** =P

BrEnNo1023 5

Friday 14 August 2009 18:05

OH MAN, YOU SUNK MY BATTLE-SH!T! no seriously, i would have taken charge of the situation and laughed at them - 'how do you like that smell. now i challenge you to do better...do you want me to show you?' i would have walked away laughing, and i WOULDN'T have washed my hands (at least until they went elsewhere, thinking in their own tiny pathetic minds that i was a 'weirdo'). sometimes you just have to embrace life and try your best to turn a situation around to ensure nobody's rubbing your face in the dirt (or in this case, toilet) XD live and love living

BreeKnox 0

Monday 28 September 2009 20:41

i second this

Darcon 8

Tuesday 12 April 2011 17:13

I third this lol

greasy_broad 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:45

This is amazing. First good FML in a long time. I would have just stayed in the stall. I wouldn't of cared how long it took.

manoverboard 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:45

Hopefully you didn't know 'em... EMBARRASSING.

fretforyerlatte 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:46

i can't say i wouldn't giggle if i was in their position, but hey, when you gotta go you gotta go. if you can't fart loud and explosively in the bathroom, where can you?