Miscellaneous: Today, 5 months after doing a shoot for a stock photo site, someone...

By samaris - 08/07/2016 21:19

Today, 5 months after doing a shoot for a stock photo site, someone finally used one of my photos. In an article about meth abuse. FML

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By CrawlingUnderARock - 26/09/2017 16:00

Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML

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By fuglyphotographer - 23/10/2011 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML

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By fuggers :/ - 24/11/2013 21:38 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML

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By Welp - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Romania

Today, I found out that my company used a nice photo of my coworkers and me for their corporate website, in efforts to make their office seem fun and relaxed. This wouldn't be so bad if they hadn't just fired every single person in the photo, myself included. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 05:03 - United States - Denver

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 17:39 - Canada - Barrie

Today, on my first day at as a photo editor at a print store, I had to spend over an hour editing a full shoot of a fat man eating a baguette in a bathtub, closeups included. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 14:30 - United States - Alexandria

Today I was offered an opportunity on Instagram from a local lady to take photos of her home for her. I told my friends, because I was shocked. They were shocked too. But in the nicest terms possible, they were shocked because my Instagram "isn’t really professional enough to get such offers." Ouch. FML

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By sarahpft - 13/09/2009 16:44 - United States

Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML

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By Username - 19/06/2011 09:51 - Australia

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

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By poop - 08/01/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

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Saturday 9 July 2016 8:39

Yay! People are finding and using your site! Think positive. Better than no views at all.

Emirac 10

Saturday 9 July 2016 9:28

basically every ad agency, ever.

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SubaruWRXSTI 16

Saturday 9 July 2016 16:44

This is kind of like when Joey Tribianni (from FRIENDS) was put on the poster for Gonorrhea.

sutima 23

Saturday 9 July 2016 19:56

Pics or it didn't happen.

readingrachel 9

Saturday 9 July 2016 19:56

Link?

GovernmentLizard 2

Saturday 9 July 2016 20:31

Maybe you were the beautiful before photo!

momo87 8

Saturday 9 July 2016 21:56

so thats you in those adverts

jvanevery 19

Saturday 9 July 2016 22:09

were you wearing some kind of zombie makeup

Kramer1998 20

Saturday 9 July 2016 22:44

Well, instead of thinking negatively, it is possible you are the before meth shot, a beautiful person who's life fell apart after meth :)

Jonjon554 16

Saturday 9 July 2016 23:49

maybe stop doing meth?

MelRose520 2

Sunday 10 July 2016 17:14

hopefully you are the before photo in the before and after pictures. but honestly, cheer up OP I'm sure it's not all that bad

Mortoli 30

Monday 11 July 2016 8:08

lol could have been worse i guess at least not std related or somethin along the lines

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Fun, relaxed

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