By shabowbow - 27/03/2014 18:14 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, a bee flew into my classroom and landed on my cheek. Not only am I allergic to these things, I was hit in the face with a textbook to "make sure it's dead." FML
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shabowbow 18

Thankfully I wasn't stung, and I do appreciate on the long run them hitting me with a textbook. It could've been a lot worse than a headache.

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CorpsmanUp88 21

I think I'd take a textbook to the face than a allergic reaction anyday.

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AFCCT 7

32, what did this plant ever do to you?

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RedPillSucks 31

I was ok until I got a textbook to the face. No? I'll just shuffle back under my rock

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worldclassrager 39

A textbook? A folder would do the same thing and hurt less...but better than an iPad or something...

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ThomasBombadil 31

Oh so close, but you were on the right track.

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drake1138 21

Couldn't the stinger have pierced your skin by the bee being smashed against your face?

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kaitieloo 22

Could have, but didn't. All depends on how the misfortunate bee was oriented. Guess it didn't pierce her.

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drake1138 21

I'd say that he would have been better off if the person hadn't tried to kill it on his face. There's a better chance that it would fly away. Also, some bees release pheromones that attract others when they're killed. That would be terrible for someone who's allergic to them.

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amisenho 11

That's an odd mechanism, #73. I'm not saying you're blowing smoke, but why would a bee release pheromones to let others know where it was and attract them to a place where they could possibly be killed? Or are the pheromones there to let the colony know that they should stay away from where the unfortunate bee was killed?

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Infamous_Tora 12

I guess you haven't watched a lot of animal planet. bees release the pheromones when they are in danger to alert the other bees where the danger is so they can go and **** shit up. Why else do you see those bad videos where it starts when one person kills a bee and a swarm suddenly thickens out of thin air and attacks them? Bees protect family.

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gameover18 17

Sounds like a scene from an anime.

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buckdharma 36

I'm imagining a music textbook. You know, one in B-flat.

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Witchylady 17

Poor thing. Sometimes life can just slap you in the face. Hope you feel better.

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