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By dumb tourists - 31/03/2013 06:19 - China - Beijing

Today, a blonde tourist came up to me and asked me for directions to the nearest train station. I politely directed her there, and she left. Five minutes later, she came back and slapped me for not bringing her to an "English-speaking station". We're in China, lady. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Kudos to her for tracking you down just to give you a slap.

"Today, a blonde tourist.." I expected something like this to happen

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moonfull101 13

Yeah taking to the local Chinese police wouldn't do much considering she's a tourist.

Blondes using their brain...is quite rare indeed.

clue_me_in 20

Sorry to the OP for getting slapped by the dumb...tourist. Almost everyone has forgotten that part.

China, it's not just a town, it's a country too :)

iammeorami 25

Well, she is a blonde after all.

Good thing you mentioned she was blonde so we have that vital information

tenfiftynine 12

I don't ever think maybe OP might love there?

DjMonroe95 11