By dumb tourists - 31/03/2013 06:19 - China - Beijing

Today, a blonde tourist came up to me and asked me for directions to the nearest train station. I politely directed her there, and she left. Five minutes later, she came back and slapped me for not bringing her to an "English-speaking station". We're in China, lady. FML
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sirpantselot 22

Kudos to her for tracking you down just to give you a slap.

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soccerluver315 14

"Today, a blonde tourist.." I expected something like this to happen

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Jacksparrow72 21

Call the police and get her dumbass arrested.

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sundazed_blonde 2

But why is it necessary to mention that she was blonde?

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lininnes 6

OP should take her to a non English-speaking ***** house & sell her there... Tell her it's Chinese policy to get thorough body exam before get into thr ststion...

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CarylLynn 7

It's apparent you aren't blonde. You'd get tired of the shit too. But it's pretty obvious he was referring to the fact that she isn't Chinese.

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mitchellkt 3

why does it matter that she was blonde.. thats so stereo-typical

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israelnotjacob 20

Because in this case the stereotype was clearly dead on.

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jatinbhanot 6

Had she done that in India.. I cant even imagine what would have happened to her.. the matter would have to be resolved diplomatically..

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Ryodin 11

As an American I can say- stupid bitch. Don't visit a country you can't even get by at an elementary level with a phrase-book. And don't blame a ******* local when you can't talk to a native speaker who was kind enough to help you -_-

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