Animals: Today, a bull escaped from the small farm down the street. It...

By bull-stuff - 18/01/2013 03:48 - United States - Columbia

Today, a bull escaped from the small farm down the street. It ended up in my yard and would not let me outside. I called animal control, who said, "We only deal with regular animals." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 484

You deserved it 2 503

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Where's the beef?

By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 14:03

Today, I was supposed to be let the bull out of the trailer and head straight home. Someone didn't latch the gate, so it just walked through between pastures. The bull and a cow went through, a horse broke into the cow lot, and another horse had a meltdown and wiped out in mud after trying to jump the fence. I don't like beef cattle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 776

You deserved it 177

By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 228

You deserved it 45 480

By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 700

You deserved it 41 769

By RENThead - 13/09/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 865

You deserved it 1 606

By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 856

You deserved it 38 309

Cats rule, dogs drool

By Saved - 11/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML

I agree, your life sucks 567

You deserved it 88

Sneeeeek!

By blindsparrow - 18/11/2014 05:35 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 391

You deserved it 2 945

By damncat - 08/12/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 527

You deserved it 33 321

By nick - 18/05/2012 07:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 070

You deserved it 2 619

Rabies ain't no joke

By No good deed... - 02/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, a coyote turned up in the yard where my son and his friend were playing. It was aggressive and foaming at the mouth, so I called the boys inside, and shot it. Now my wife is scared of me and half the neighborhood wants me gone for "dangerous behavior." FML

I agree, your life sucks 667

You deserved it 136

PrincessPesa 20

Friday 18 January 2013 12:03

Maybe you can ask the owners of the small farm down the street to come pick up their rogue irregular bull? Just be sure to stay between him and the fine china to avert a real catastrophe.

andyyroxx 20

Friday 18 January 2013 12:36

15- I really want to cover golf balls in sandpaper and shove them up your asshole after reading your comment. Come on now.

Comments

xxEternalRain 13

Friday 18 January 2013 14:38

Wtf does that mean?

brackaman 18

Saturday 19 January 2013 7:04

Irregular. Meaning not regular or normal. For further definitions, consult a dictionary or google.

olls 3

Friday 18 January 2013 15:04

Try moving it away, if it doesn't budge some have nose rings that you gently pull and the bull should follow, I work on a farm, it works for me

gatorgurl2996 6

Friday 18 January 2013 15:15

xStaciexLynnx 15

Friday 18 January 2013 15:17

You can't sue animal control for not coming and getting a bull out of your yard. They're not any better equipped to handle a bull than a random person walking down the street. Here's an easier and cheaper solution: 1. Call the farm it came from and they can easily handle it and remove it. 2. Get on with life.

Lord_of_Trolls 7

Friday 18 January 2013 16:33

This is why I own a gun.

codyjohn17 5

Friday 18 January 2013 16:38

Really, that's bullshit!

willard3663 20

Friday 18 January 2013 17:49

I own two bulls that I can personally walk up to any day of the week and rub their heads most bulls aren't mean it's that people are scared of them then when the bull makes the slightest move (most bulls weigh close to 2000 lbs so any move is a big move but you know) they freak out and run try running from one then stopping turning and looking at it when it charging most of the time they will stop and stare back or run on past I've done it my advice OP is just walk out your door and put your fear behind you walk up to him with your arms out making noise and hell leave