By Anon - 18/01/2013 05:53 - United States - Mesquite

Today, when I asked my boss why my bonus was cut in half, he replied, "I have no idea what you really do." I'm the IT Manager. FML
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Connect 10

I say you take away his Internet. Just for awhile. He'll come and find you in the hopes you'll be able to help him.

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lexa1love 16

Aw OP that is brutal. Maybe print off the job description and lay it on his desk if he really can't figure that out.

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lexa1love 16

Aw OP that is brutal. Maybe print off the job description and lay it on his desk if he really can't figure that out.

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Wowxoxo 17

Even better, stop doing your job for a couple days, let the office run amuck, then work your magic.

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Connect 10

I say you take away his Internet. Just for awhile. He'll come and find you in the hopes you'll be able to help him.

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N3766 20

Just delete internet explorer's icon from his desktop... (Assuming he's stupid)

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oj101 33

No Internet Explorer is actually better than having IE. Anything is better than IE, even if it means nothing. But then again, you'd have to be pretty dumb to use IE these days...

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EvilUndead 9

24, IE is a system component. Kill the IE completely (not just the icon) and you'll screw up the system. Also, how are you going to download other browser without it?

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bluevayero 42

obviously that guy has no idea what HEs doing either

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EverestMelting 23

I agree with #3. You should totally just **** around with him.

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frethelt 3

ya.. if he dosent know what the it manager does i seriously dowt he is anywere near smart enough to figure out you had anything to do with it

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HitchHiker42 18

Would someone kindly explain to me why OP deserved it?

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dmoran20 27

You must be his boss, or you're at least on the same level he is.

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twye 22

Sometimes, people press/click the wrong button. Sometimes, people just want to be asses and vote "you deserve it".

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evilplatypus 38

6 - People enjoy clicking YDI for many reasons. Possible reasons for this FML: They were trying to balance out the votes They clicked it by accident They are going for a badge of some kind They think IT people suck They think he should be happy he got anything and should stop complaining They think he should communicate with his boss more They're jealous because they don't get a bonus Etc.

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dmoran20 27

This is what I get for commenting after I just wake up. Sorry Hitch, my brain was thinking you were asking why he deserved the bonus.. My apologies :-)

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bfsd42 20

Maybe op does a sub par job.

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yesyesnonono 10

Have him watch "The I.T. Crowd"

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

That's what I thought of when I read this :D have you tried turning it off and on again?

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a1f0sff 25

How can the boss not know the job of someone he hired??

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naya_bingi 11

Some companies have a regional hiring manager. Or he could have been hired under a previous management.

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evilplatypus 38

My boss personally hired me and I just found out a week ago he isn't sure what I do (he was told to hire a certain type of teacher --> I'm that type of teacher).

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DocBastard 38

Rearrange his keyboard. When every key he types is wrong, he'll figure out what you do in a hurry.

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starcrossddream 14

Better yet switch his keyboard into Arabic or Chinese characters; he will be lost, confused, and unable to email you about his problem.

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cgchamp89 7

I'm not sure his boss knows how to use e-mail with a standard English keyboard.

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naya_bingi 11

I'd be controlling his computer while he's trying to use it. Open up weird pages as he's trying to type something. Have a "I know what you did last week" run across his screen out of nowhere. Freak him out a little ;)

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maddygirl820 10

He's probably just very self-centered and doesn't see the work being done around him OP

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