Animals: Today, a bull escaped from the small farm down the street. It...

By bull-stuff - 18/01/2013 03:48 - United States - Columbia

Today, a bull escaped from the small farm down the street. It ended up in my yard and would not let me outside. I called animal control, who said, "We only deal with regular animals." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 14:03

Today, I was supposed to be let the bull out of the trailer and head straight home. Someone didn't latch the gate, so it just walked through between pastures. The bull and a cow went through, a horse broke into the cow lot, and another horse had a meltdown and wiped out in mud after trying to jump the fence. I don't like beef cattle. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By RENThead - 13/09/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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Cats rule, dogs drool

By Saved - 11/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML

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Sneeeeek!

By blindsparrow - 18/11/2014 05:35 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML

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By damncat - 08/12/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML

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By nick - 18/05/2012 07:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML

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Rabies ain't no joke

By No good deed... - 02/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, a coyote turned up in the yard where my son and his friend were playing. It was aggressive and foaming at the mouth, so I called the boys inside, and shot it. Now my wife is scared of me and half the neighborhood wants me gone for "dangerous behavior." FML

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PrincessPesa 20

Friday 18 January 2013 12:03

Maybe you can ask the owners of the small farm down the street to come pick up their rogue irregular bull? Just be sure to stay between him and the fine china to avert a real catastrophe.

andyyroxx 20

Friday 18 January 2013 12:36

15- I really want to cover golf balls in sandpaper and shove them up your asshole after reading your comment. Come on now.

Comments

starcrossddream 14

Friday 18 January 2013 13:14

That's unfortunate OP; one of the many joys of county life. I've had escaped horses, cows, and goats in the neighborhood growing up, but never a bull.

Dramori 29

Friday 18 January 2013 13:30

Kill it - free steak! :)

Enslaved 36

Friday 18 January 2013 13:37

Call your local news reporter. Not too long ago, I watched a story about an escaped bear that winded up in some guy's swimming pool. Funny as hell!

morgeon 2

Friday 18 January 2013 13:40

As others have said, call the farm. My Dad raises beef cattle so trust me the farmer is used to getting calls about strays. And as for the color red, cows are color blind. It's the movement that pisses off fighting bulls. A green cape would be just as effective to a matador.

LovesSushi 25

Friday 18 January 2013 13:46

I remember getting a call because a woman hit our cow with her car. We would always get calls from our cows getting out, eating the neighbors.grass. Stupid cows, but they sure tasted good!

ctlnaaia71 8

Friday 18 January 2013 13:50

So? Call the little farm owners and tell them their bull is on your property, to go and get it.

LizHoy24 5

Friday 18 January 2013 13:50

what the hell do they classify as a regular animal?!?!

Special_Psycho 8

Friday 18 January 2013 20:45

Well, 62, that's just bull (no pun intended). Animal control should handle all animals. I get it'd be more money spent on training but it'd also be more money spent on making this place safer.