Miscellaneous: Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond....

By Anonymous - 03/08/2015 15:29 - United States

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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The last laugh

By criminal tit offender - 31/08/2013 16:25 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML

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By Men '86 - 24/07/2011 06:41 - Canada

Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

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He needs them more than you

By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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I'll bite

By Loser - 29/06/2018 13:30 - United States - Winona

Today, I was skinny dipping with some cute girls from school, one of which I really like. Everything was great until I caught a fish on my own personal nightcrawler and they had to take me to the ER. I'll forever be known as "Salmon Dick". FML

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By asdfBUTT - 06/03/2012 01:36 - United States

Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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Monday 3 August 2015 23:29

Bloody Hell.

kells1124 14

Monday 3 August 2015 23:46

the string would be hanging out if she went skinny dipping lol and the pad wouldn't have been bloody if she had a tampon. ^

Comments

Yastafari 16

Monday 3 August 2015 23:59

YTDI

Aquila_Umbrae 26

Tuesday 4 August 2015 0:00

IHABYNKWPATTS

chinaski7628 32

Tuesday 4 August 2015 2:41

Why? Because the boys went through her underwear?

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 4 August 2015 0:02

I have this image of a bloody pad smacking one of them in the face

ndnpride88 25

Tuesday 4 August 2015 0:14

I really hope you wasn't planning on using the same one when y'all were done!

Blaisey 22

Tuesday 4 August 2015 0:16

I imagine the skinny dipping itself was spontaneous, but never the less, tampons are your friend when you swim

trtnt25 19

Tuesday 4 August 2015 0:31

And that's how you attract sharks

rec_chem 22

Tuesday 4 August 2015 0:31

Skinny dipping on your period is beyond disgusting.

Isa_fml 20

Tuesday 4 August 2015 1:22

Uh, why?

limegreenpoopie 31

Tuesday 4 August 2015 0:53

Ewwww I'm sorry, but it's not smart to go skinny dipping while on your period lol

WOTAN1488 24

Tuesday 4 August 2015 1:20

What a bloody mess.

PinkGlitterBunny 8

Tuesday 4 August 2015 1:21

For that stunt, I hope it hit the guy in the face lol

pandor_fml 24

Tuesday 4 August 2015 1:30

If you're gonna do shit like this on your period, switch to a diva cup! No strings and no pads, no one would know. At any rate sorry for your embarrassment OP