Health, Friends and Transportation: Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room... - FML

By ccc - 15/05/2009 16:35 - United States

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

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By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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By thanksmom - 02/06/2011 09:27 - United States

Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML

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By meagainsttheworld - 26/10/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML

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By Rabite - 15/09/2016 14:48 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I called a cab to get me and my cat home from the vet. After a 40 minute wait and three calls to the taxi company, the operator told me that the driver she sent to my location just confirmed that he already has a woman with my name and a cat in his car. FML

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By Alexis - 16/01/2017 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

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By Celeste - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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By Brady - 30/04/2013 16:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML

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wordly 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:02

Aw, man. Being in the hospital alone is a shitty feeling. I feel for you.

TheUnnamedOne 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:13

**** u #3

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ibl5588 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:49

Nice buddy.

Curtieeeez 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:06

Aww. ): FYL.

xxjohnx5 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:39

i kno how u feel. as a homosexual, one time i got kum in my eye from a male prostitute and i fell asleep and when i woke up it was all crusty and gross and i couldnt see. when i went to the hospital, i realized all my past friends and family had abandoned me for being gay so i had to stay in the hospital with the prostitute...Awkwaaard

darkmis1 17

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:07

shut up #3 OP: awwwwwwwwww im sorry. y didnt u call ur parents? feel better and dont worry-im sure u have friends and family that care about u.

starberries 0

Monday 22 November 2010 21:18

Not everyone has parents you idiot.

wet24_7 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:10

YDI you ******* loner, go cease to exist cause guess what no one will notice or give a shit

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 18 January 2012 0:36

Telling someone to kill themselves and tell them that 'no one will care' means YOU ARE A ******* SHIT OF HUMANITY. Go **** yourself, asswipe...

baby_love 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:14

# 3 and #36 need to be thrown off a bridge -_- wtf? poor guy...try to meet new people i guess :[

cinderelly 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:23

nobody cares how pathetic your life is.

xxjohnx5 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:35

i know how you feel. being a homosexual, i once went to the hospital when i got cum in my eye and couldnt see cuz it got all crusty and gross. Except the only person i knew to call was the male prostitute that did it to me (because i have no friends since coming out) but he didnt even come. F our lives man...

shitocky 0

Monday 14 September 2009 3:30

Aw man I feel for ya. I know what it feels like. It'll be okay tho.

Chopramen 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 6:40

You didn't know who to call? Shoulda called Ghostbusters.

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